If my dicks not long enough I'll put an extender on my dick I don't care whatever it takes to keep you faithful and off those bigger dicks babe/vent

My mom gave me extra tendies so I'm not depressed so bad rn and also I took my anxiety meds like I'm supposed to and that's how I can funpost again also p.s. I haven't been masturbating because I've been too depressed but after mom giving me extra tendies now I'm not too depressed and I can masturbate again/vent

I just wanna suck strong women's asses, like physically strong women, I want to stuck their butt cheeks and kiss their hole and tongue it, like really strong beefy women with muscles but they're not like skinny they're thicc and muscular with big butts that jiggle so they're not too lean/vent

*wiggles dick to entice you, dick is only thing in frame, completely limp, and I'm wiggling it back and fourth in an undulating pattern using only my hips*
*hopes it works*
*dick is too small to undulate properly*
*but it's only because I was in the pool*

Listen you motherfucker *leans in close, slurrs words* you you think your ficking a -some long -some kond, -some kond -some kind of hot fuck??? You...............*glares* you./vent

<Michelangelo is a party-dude
>Hard cut to Michelangelo avenging his brothers deaths and he is filled with depression and rage
You guys just don't know what it's like to be the last ronin after smoking so much weed for so long then everyone you love is dead so you become the last ronin, you have no idea how hard that would be/vent

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