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You could get that dog translator collar from Up and put it on a dog and Antis would still say the dog couldn't consent. :blobrollingeyes:

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I really do worry about being able to date anybody because the kind of people who are into what I am tend to be mentally unwell.

Fantasy 

I snapped. I couldn't take it anymore. My brain had short circuited. I screamed to the gym babe working out "I NEED TO FUCK YOU!!!!". She ignored me at first but as I closed distance she looked and her eyes got wide with fear. She was like a rabbit. All her muscles couldn't save her, as strong as she was. I wrestled her down, and submitted her. I made a deal with her, I wouldn't hurt her, and would let her get up when I was done, if she just let me fuck her. I told her I haven't fucked in a decade, and that I won't hurt her, I say I'm just tired of the fucking bullshit, and I'm tired of being denied. She begged me to stop and told me I was a nice guy, she said she would date me if I just stopped. I told her that's sweet, but that it shouldn't take almost being raped to be open to dating a guy. I said if she really meant it, if she really loved me, she would still want to date me after the rape, and she knew she lost. I took her, passionately, and she was crying, when I was done I tried to cuddle with her and she recoiled. I grabbed her hard and held her close, I told her she was my woman now. That for millions of years humans have operated this way. I tell her I'm sorry it was such a traumatic experience, but that she's mine now.

It's been 3 years since then and she's given me 2 beautiful kids, she still works out a lot to keep her athletic body and is a perfect housewife. She understands now I was right, and she admits she loves me genuinely, and that it just took time.

Reminder that to be a MAP you don't have to be in a fucking cult. Fuck cult niggers.

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SUCK IT

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@cowanon tell me about your childhood, were you a well-loved child or were you a problem child? was confusion your default state or was exasperation your default state? do you enjoy going out in nature? or do you prefer being within the bounds of architecture? Your brash hup toe devil May care attitude lends me to believe that you are an extremely poor planner. what did you think you were going to accomplish by insulting me? work that tiny little brain work it out. I can tell you what I think you wanted to accomplish, I think you wanted to accomplish a quick dopamine Rush, from, in your mind, dominating someone lower down on the totem pole than you are. You know if you didn't have so much charm I might be angry. Hugs and KISSES, nice DEEP ones, in front of the fam perhaps.

The reigning undefeated champion of the universe,,,,,,,, JAAAAAZZZZZYY_BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTS!!!!
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I win!!! The faggot blocked me!!!! Drop the confetti!!!!!! :ablobcatrave: :ablobcatrainbow: :ablobblewobble: :ablobcaramelldansen: :ablobcatcaramelldansen: :ablobcatneon: :ablobparty: :ablobgoodnight: :ablobgoodnightreverse:

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Cannibalism is like fine wine, you sip, don't swig. To eat a human body is to incur prions. The more prions you incur, the more immobile you will become. Eat wisely.

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The right hates me because I support maps and zoophiles and queers and trannies

The left hates me because I support race realism, oppose gun bans, and won't censor my speech (nigger)

Help me find my people. Where are you?

Just one sinceritypost is worth 12 billion ironyposts

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