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Homie A: Ayo homie put some of that butthole numbing cream on my butthole homie

Homie B: Aight no doubt homie I gotchu *spreads the butthole numbing cream on the homies butthole*

Homie A: Yea homie get that shit in der, don't want it ta sting n shit when u tear it up, homie

Homie B: Word

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Skinning antis alive and feeding their skin to their families after crisping it up in the oven and telling them it's pig skin then giggling because it's technically true

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The sooner you realize you are a slave the sooner you can stop thinking you can actually win and start being a funny little man to endear yourself to your undefeatable masters

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lgf who helps you stay calm so your heartrate doesnt reach 200 and you dont transform into a strong green man
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I need a femboy life partner right the fuck now god damnit

That scene in universal soldier except instead of gook ears it's chopped off BBCs

Marry Ball Washington X George Washington incest fanfic with lots of passion

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