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Yo Peter Griffin and Chris Griffin need to fuck

Do you think Batman does anal training? Because what if he's captured and has to stash something up his butt? He HAS to be prepared for EVERYTHING so I think he DOES do anal training

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Hey guys hypothetically (not me but someone else) if a person broke their dick with a penis pump and there's a hard lump in their penis and it doesn't work right anymore and the blood pools up in the corner as a sort of bubble, is that something that will go away on it's own with time....or???

I love looking at hard dicks of old fat men (sometimes)
tbh
I imagine them molesting me and raping me as a kid (with their big fat greasy cock, and they tell me what to do in a quiet, bossy, soft voice like a creepy loser faggot)

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Homie A: Ayo homie put some of that butthole numbing cream on my butthole homie

Homie B: Aight no doubt homie I gotchu *spreads the butthole numbing cream on the homies butthole*

Homie A: Yea homie get that shit in der, don't want it ta sting n shit when u tear it up, homie

Homie B: Word

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Fantasy 

Skinning antis alive and feeding their skin to their families after crisping it up in the oven and telling them it's pig skin then giggling because it's technically true

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The sooner you realize you are a slave the sooner you can stop thinking you can actually win and start being a funny little man to endear yourself to your undefeatable masters

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