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Did big mama Michelle eat up all the ribs?

I'm gonna need to find a gf or bf who thinks my pebis not working is sexy or something idk

I swear to god if I need penis surgery I'm gonna be so unhappy
but with an unworking penis maybe I will finally have time for more things, like DRAWING instead of masturbating all day every day

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Last LisaMania entry of the year. I was planning to leave this one for much later, but since I'm having trouble finding time to finish all my other stuff, this one it is.

This one has it all! Incest! Non consensual! Multiracial! Social commentary! Even a reference to the greatest movie of all time! What more can you ask?

#simpsons #lisasimpson #BartSimpson #MargeSimpson #loli #shota #rape

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Here's a sketch ᴄᴏᴍᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴ for twitter.com/machattack17 feat his sona Cecilia on her younger years

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When I first hurt my penis I took my tim tam massage gun (thanks Joe Rogan) and I applied it to my dick both soft and hard to the effected area. I don't think that was a good idea.

I almost sent instacart loli once because I almost pressed the wrong image and that shit sends as soon as you press it on that app

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Yes! I get google results! I'm an ecelebrity!

Feminists: All sex is rape D:<

Me: All sex is rape >:D

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Molly McGee, Libby Stein-Torres, and Scratch the Ghost (The Ghost and Molly McGee)

For AWanderingBear/@Linc
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Loli 

Been a minute, but I’m back. Hopefully i can provide more content more often. Here’s some Stars I did in drawpile :blobrainbow:

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Here is a sketch ᴄᴏᴍᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴ for twitter.com/jackaldoc featuring their shiba inu OC Ash, next to twitter.com/machattack17 's Emma, and Trace and Fel who belong to mylifewithfel.com/index

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Trying to make your penis bigger with science and having it go horribly wrong challenge

I can get hard but it's painful. I am ashamed to say things like don't touch my wee wee, it hurts, but here I am.

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My penis has unusual veins forming at the tip! I am checking every day to find out when I can get an appointment date with the penis dr! I have stopped masturbating 8 times a day and can only manage one time now at most T-T I will have to finger blast your holes instead of using the sausage

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