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Holy shit pedovestites lmao someone who's only pretending to be a pedo for fun xD

I am starting to think like a virgin again because I haven't done a sex in so long

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Birthday present for one of my favorite human beings who is also the western artist I admire most @shironeko

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Step 1. Fast for 24 hrs
Step 2. Douche that bussy out, shit all that shit out, saline douches
Step 3. Hydrate, stretch, relax for a while
Step 4. Douche that bussy one more time
Step 5. Put snacks in your bussy
Step 6. Let me eat the snacks out your bussy (sugar free only plz)

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When you officially become a furry, the man initiating you into it blindfolds you, leads you into a room, and has you toss 2 flowers at 2 separate mandalas: one names animals to determine your fursona's race and the other names fetishes, the ones they land on will be what your life shall from then on be devoted to

I'm so mad meth is illegal because that seems to be how to get ladies to do whatever you want. I'm not rich enough to skirt the laws, laws are only for poor people like me which is why I'm pissed off.

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It's so hot when the sluts in porn mention doing/being on meth, or are obviously tweaking

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I bet if one of you guys was my dad my asshole would be loose af rn

I can't speak your magical language, please just touch me, *makes masturbation signal with hand*

Girls with fetal alcohol syndrome are so fucking hot

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W-whats happening??
*Turns Jewish*
OY VEY, NOW I GET TO HAVE SO MUCH SEX WITH GOYIM WOMEN, DEGENERATE SEX!

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