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Vent/Animal Control 

Raccoons ate my tomatoes so now I'm going to trap and humanely kill every raccoon on my property. They fucked around and now they will find out. Also they ate my pets years ago, but the tomato was the final straw. I am helping evolution, only raccoons with genes that say "stay away from humans, do not eat their tomatoes" will survive.

I love animals but I also do not tolerate shit. And yes, I would rather relocate them, but they will very likely be ripped apart slowly by raccoons already established in that area. Humanely killing them is the only way to keep my animals and plants safe, and spare the Raccoons a torturous death.

Fantasy 

After so many years of looking I finally found him, he was strung out on dope and nearly dead but he was mine. Enough time had passed that I wouldn't be a suspect. I rolled up on him as if by chance, and made contact, he soon recognized who I was, and agreed to let me help him. He was desperate. I took him back to my house and set him up with a room. He was passed out on heroin by that evening. I handfuffed and shackled him and waited. Once he woke up he was pissed, and it took some convincing to get him into the basement. He was never one for fear, doesn't have much of it in him. I anally raped him with a cattle prod to gain compliance. Once he was in the basement I beat the fuck out of him starting with his feet. He would die in that basement. Once dead I disarticulated his body and froze it, then dissolved the pieces at my leisure. I'll never forget, he kept asking why I was doing what I did to him. I never told him. I figured it would be scarier for him if I didn't say anything. But I'll tell you. He was rude to me. Disrespectful. Not humble. One day he started telling me about how he raped the emo girl from class, simply because he found out I liked her. He wasn't lying either, he did rape her. Which is why what I did to him was so satisfying. I told him I'd be paying his sister, mother, and daughter a visit before his lights went out, just to fuck with him. He kind of freaked the fuck out after that and stopped responding. I broke him. I never did pay them a visit, but I wanted to, so he believed me. But I, unlike him, am and always have been capable of controlling my wants.

Joke 

What's better than one raped whore? Two raped whores.

The film Nymphomaniac is disgusting, a whore, who is literally the cause of all her own problems, and is trash, is played off like some poor helpless angel. Fuck that shit. Getting into Gallo films now.

Fuck all new shit. New shit can suck my ass. Give me the old stuff. Movies where women got slapped, and white men played asians.

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Me when I see a fitgirl: Can I please suck your asshole?

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POV: you under estimated how deep sherry is. 

Who do you want me to do next?

The clementine animation is taking a lot of time and it's rather difficult so i apologyze in advance because it's taking too long, anyway enjoy this for the time being.
#loli #sherry #sherry_birkin #residentevil #residentevil2remake #blender #3DCG #pov
#animation

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I hate the sun because it gets in my eyes, it dares to oppose me!

If lying got everyone the death penalty they would be much more honest

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I will never understand the gross world we live in. Why would an art website cater to those who hate & want to censor art.
Why would a gaming industry cater to those who hate gaming.
Why would a country cater to those who hate the country.
And more.

Chaos reigns. A world devoid of admiration, joy, respect, freedoms, etc. Sad.
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Fantasy 

The whore on the screen leaned in to suck the bbc, just then a shot barked out, and tore the whore im half. Blood was everywhere and the nigger started to escape. Another shot. The niggers legs were blown apart and he lay on the ground. A child enters the frame, she is wearing a balaclava and holding a baseball bat with nails in it. She hits the whore who is now all but dead, in the face, the bat sticks to the bone. The little girl cheerfully reaches to someone off screen who hands her another bat with nails in it. She hits the nigger in the ass with it and he screams, she giggles then laughs hysterically, she walks back toward whoever was there with her, smiling ear to ear and said something. Just then a hulking male figure, white, came into screen, he ripped the nailbat out of the whores face tearing chunks of flesh and bone with it. He goes over to the nigger and smashes his arms to pieces, they looked like zigzags by the end of it. Finally, he rolled him over, and smashed that bbc to pulp, then he took the smooth end of the bat, and jammed it down that niggers throat until it died of suffocation. The big hulk gave the peace sign before exiting the screen. The little girl came back on but this time she was prancing and dressed in japanese lolita fashion, in a shade of pink. Cute anime music begins to play and she does a cute choreographed dance, completely ignoring the mutilated bodies behind her and exuding pure joy and happiness. The video ends, and you think to yourself, finally, the bbc isn't to be admired.

My family had new friends over and they left kind of early and my fam was like "do you think we upset them? Did they leave because we were too much?" like yea, maybe it was when we started joking about cannibalism and who among the group we would eat in an emergency.

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Fantasy 

The whore on the screen leaned in to suck the bbc, just then a shot barked out, and tore the whore im half. Blood was everywhere and the nigger started to escape. Another shot. The niggers legs were blown apart and he lay on the ground. A child enters the frame, she is wearing a balaclava and holding a baseball bat with nails in it. She hits the whore who is now all but dead, in the face, the bat sticks to the bone. The little girl cheerfully reaches to someone off screen who hands her another bat with nails in it. She hits the nigger in the ass with it and he screams, she giggles then laughs hysterically, she walks back toward whoever was there with her, smiling ear to ear and said something. Just then a hulking male figure, white, came into screen, he ripped the nailbat out of the whores face tearing chunks of flesh and bone with it. He goes over to the nigger and smashes his arms to pieces, they looked like zigzags by the end of it. Finally, he rolled him over, and smashed that bbc to pulp, then he took the smooth end of the bat, and jammed it down that niggers throat until it died of suffocation. The big hulk gave the peace sign before exiting the screen. The little girl came back on but this time she was prancing and dressed in japanese lolita fashion, in a shade of pink. Cute anime music begins to play and she does a cute choreographed dance, completely ignoring the mutilated bodies behind her and exuding pure joy and happiness. The video ends, and you think to yourself, finally, the bbc isn't to be admired.

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