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The prince who rescues the lowborn maiden and protects her is such a lovely trope

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Im like Mr Garrison from South Park, when he thought his dad didn't love him because he never molested him. But if it was his mom. What mom doesn't massage her sons penis with her mouth? How is the son supposed to know she loves him?

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Femboy gooners unite!
"Ew you're problematic get out of the femboy community"
UH NO FUCK YOU? NEW FEMBOY COMMUNITY! GOONER FEMBOYS! *FAP FAP FAP FAP*
*SNIFFS UR BOYHOLE* UwU OwO

I can't stop thinking about what I'm gonna do for my butt reference sculpt. Haven't sculpted in a long time because I wanted to kms and didn't see the point.

I had a dream last time I slept where I was watching a yt video with this pretty zoomer girl in it around 19 or 20, while 2000s alternative rock was playing, and I got such a lonely pain in my heart I wanted to die since I couldn't be with her.

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I wish butt stuff didn't hurt so much...they look like they're having so much fun but it never works for me

Do femboys actually drink monster or do they just use it for photo ops? I can't imagine drinking that much monster is healthy for you.

"Oh Jazzy what made you go crazy"
Oh idk maybe it was talking to my gf on the celly while she was getting raped by "hood niggas" sounding scared af while they barked at her to get off the phone like a ho. Maybe that was it. Maybe that's what drove Jazzy insane and made him want to eat nigger hearts occasionally. Not that he would ever do it but that's how deranged his mind has become.

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God I am so horny for Buster Bunny from Tiny Toon Adventures rn

Idk why @MischievousTomato blocked me, I thought he wanted to be my boyfriend T-T

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I watched one Uncle Sampsonite video, had no idea what it was. Read the comments and looked at the view count and realized I stumbled upon a whole subculture. Getting Uncle Sampsonite videos daily in my reccomended now.

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Idk why it's so hard for me to wrap my head around the fact that my mother is a retard. I mean she fucked a nigger afterall. Lowering my expectations will save me a lot of stress.

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