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My Mom talking about someone she knows who transitioned: "Oh they're much happier!"

Me even hinting at being trans: *Screwed up face like she smelled a fart* "But you're not, right?"

In my imagination today I had a nice morning with my waifu, she's a fitness model and she really wishes I wouldn't get down on myself so much, she says I have a lot to offer even if certain people don't see it, and that's ok.

Velma is now a Dyke because only chads get to have the girl and Shaggy can go fuck Scooby in the Ass say WB execs.

My mother is the kind of retard who, if you give her a thumbs up she doesn't give one back, she just stares at you.

My mom has an eating disorder and won't eat enough protein so she can't build muscle and has no energy to work out. I tell this worthless stupid fucking cunt for decades and she doesn't listen because she is a dumb bitch.

The prince who rescues the lowborn maiden and protects her is such a lovely trope

Fetish 

Im like Mr Garrison from South Park, when he thought his dad didn't love him because he never molested him. But if it was his mom. What mom doesn't massage her sons penis with her mouth? How is the son supposed to know she loves him?

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You are a good person who deserves happiness
I believe in you, you can make it through anything
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Femboy gooners unite!
"Ew you're problematic get out of the femboy community"
UH NO FUCK YOU? NEW FEMBOY COMMUNITY! GOONER FEMBOYS! *FAP FAP FAP FAP*
*SNIFFS UR BOYHOLE* UwU OwO

I can't stop thinking about what I'm gonna do for my butt reference sculpt. Haven't sculpted in a long time because I wanted to kms and didn't see the point.

I had a dream last time I slept where I was watching a yt video with this pretty zoomer girl in it around 19 or 20, while 2000s alternative rock was playing, and I got such a lonely pain in my heart I wanted to die since I couldn't be with her.

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I wish butt stuff didn't hurt so much...they look like they're having so much fun but it never works for me

Do femboys actually drink monster or do they just use it for photo ops? I can't imagine drinking that much monster is healthy for you.

"Oh Jazzy what made you go crazy"
Oh idk maybe it was talking to my gf on the celly while she was getting raped by "hood niggas" sounding scared af while they barked at her to get off the phone like a ho. Maybe that was it. Maybe that's what drove Jazzy insane and made him want to eat nigger hearts occasionally. Not that he would ever do it but that's how deranged his mind has become.

Fetish 

God I am so horny for Buster Bunny from Tiny Toon Adventures rn

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