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FLIES TOUCHED MY CHICKEN AND HAVE BEEN ANNOYING ME SO I AM ANGRY AT FLIES RN

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If I was as smart as Rick from Rick and Morty I would invent tiny fly sized machines that hunted down flies and raped them to death. I hate flies. Ugly, disgusting, fat bodied, worthless, shitty, shit sucking, annoying, inconsiderate, HONORLESS bastards.

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Chicks are fat.
<UM EXCUSE ME?
They have fat titties and they have fat asses and they jiggle, chicks are fat.

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Scully argues with Mulder about Mulder-sisters. Mulder hallucinates that Scully will be killed by ghost cavemen.

When I see masculine men I just want to cut them in half because masculinity is disgusting.
When I see feminine men I want to protect them and give them all my food 🥺

"breadtube" is faggot shit, god I hate faggots, kys if you're a "breadtuber" omg slit your writsts please fuck

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I see my little brothers in love with their own partners, and I'm just like 😬😬 because I was there too when I was there age and I can see it unfolding in a similar way, they're going to put all their emotional eggs into one basket and then the basket is going to up and walk away and then they'll be fucked. Can't say anything to them though, they'd just get mad.

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Scully completely wrecks a teacher with a single stare. Doggett acts like he doesn't believe in metal men.

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R-18 過去作リメイク 

ユウリちゃんとマリィちゃん(ポケモン剣盾) | ボリス #pixiv pixiv.net/artworks/101694323 ・過去作の一部描き直し&塗り直しです。
・リーグ関係者のおじさん相手に、ジムチャレンジを有利に進める○ックスレイドバトル♥

Me to my lungs: Stop fucking coughing. Pussies. Faggots. Pussy faggots. Can't handle a little smoke? Bawwwww bawwww, it's not a big deal, it's a controlled amount of smoke retard we're not in a primordial forest fire calm the fuck down. Idiots.

If I think any of you are women "woman(???)" is going there for sure

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I have notes under people's profile like "retarded", "femboy(?)", "based"

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