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Being Isekaid into a world with swords and magic. But the catch is :

For magic you need to wear clothes and behave as the opposite gender you identify as.
While sword is the opposite (being the gender you identify as)

Which role would you rather be?

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My lenovo laptop got dropped and it doesn't work anymore, it barely boots, I managed to get files off which which had to be a 1 in a million chance because I haven't been able to recreate that, now every time I boot it, it's all glitched out and crashes after a few minutes, I wish I knew computer so I could at least try to fix it, make it a learning experience.

"Oh look at me I'm mr punch guy I can punch guys but that don't do nothin cause it just equals jail oh well time to get fights on no I'm a tomato can now I'm crippled yay"

I'm not going to become fluent obviously but I could dedicate some brain space to a few words, like I do for Spanish.

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Should I learn chinese or is that just a meme? Will knowing chinese give me a massive advantage in life as an american?

I want the yin to my yang, my missing half. I was thinking about killing myself years ago. Everyone I knew is dead or gone, and the ones who are gone I'm glad they are. But the ones who are dead, I miss them still. I still want to explode when I think about them being gone. My whole life nobody treated me like much, but they treated me like I mattered. They cared about me. And then they died.

I wish I had spent my youth learning how to number instead of learning how to punch

The Bible is actually a pretty good anime, even though it's a collaborative compilation of shorts.

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Mulder urgently seeks babes. Smoking Man reveals secrets about Mulder's porn. AGAIN.

youtu.be/8-sZNiKxnd0

I love this part, Job tears his friends a new asshole for being judgemental pricks

No offense, but Italians act a little...weird

IT LIVES! IT LIVES! IGOR, I HAVE CREATED THE ULTIMATE ANTI! HE IS ANTI DRUGS, ANTI GUNS, ANTI PEDO, ANTI MOVIES, ANTI VIDEOGAMES, ANTI COMIC BOOKS, ANTI ROCK AND ROLL, ANTI GAY! IF HE SEES YOU DRINKING, HE WILL LECTURE YOU ABOUT HOW ALCOHOL IS UNHEALTHY, HE IS ANTI DRINKING!!!!!!!

Heroin needs to be legal for recreational use. I will not budge on this.

Preppy girls from rich families who date loser druggies is the best trope

If I only could
Make a deal with god
And get him to swap our places

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