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Pee pee poo poo butt
Is what I think of myself
Self esteem is low

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Let's start Halloween!

New commission available: Gwen, Vigil and Emmi; original characters of our subscribers.
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@manbanras @SilverFox442 @soapydraws

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Full Res: catbox.moe/c/trezgx

Most kids hate getting shoved into their locker. She loves it.

Also with a Lily variant, because lilandy is the GOAT.
(also the little drawing on the post-it is an edit of a drawing by the artist "splooge")

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I turn it on, it either boots or tells me there's a hardware error in which case I tell it to boot normally and it does, but it des it all fucked up. The start bar is glitched out for a while until it settles down, and a few seconds before that the mouse and keyboard stop working, yet the worked for me to be able to input pass. Idk.

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Being Isekaid into a world with swords and magic. But the catch is :

For magic you need to wear clothes and behave as the opposite gender you identify as.
While sword is the opposite (being the gender you identify as)

Which role would you rather be?

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My lenovo laptop got dropped and it doesn't work anymore, it barely boots, I managed to get files off which which had to be a 1 in a million chance because I haven't been able to recreate that, now every time I boot it, it's all glitched out and crashes after a few minutes, I wish I knew computer so I could at least try to fix it, make it a learning experience.

"Oh look at me I'm mr punch guy I can punch guys but that don't do nothin cause it just equals jail oh well time to get fights on no I'm a tomato can now I'm crippled yay"

I'm not going to become fluent obviously but I could dedicate some brain space to a few words, like I do for Spanish.

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Should I learn chinese or is that just a meme? Will knowing chinese give me a massive advantage in life as an american?

I want the yin to my yang, my missing half. I was thinking about killing myself years ago. Everyone I knew is dead or gone, and the ones who are gone I'm glad they are. But the ones who are dead, I miss them still. I still want to explode when I think about them being gone. My whole life nobody treated me like much, but they treated me like I mattered. They cared about me. And then they died.

I wish I had spent my youth learning how to number instead of learning how to punch

The Bible is actually a pretty good anime, even though it's a collaborative compilation of shorts.

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Mulder urgently seeks babes. Smoking Man reveals secrets about Mulder's porn. AGAIN.

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