Show newer

In the future there is going to be an orbital retirement home where rich old people go to live their final days in zero G so their joints don't hurt.

YZZAJ boosted

Movies are just
>Rips bong
>What if....the moon.....crashed into the EARTH
>duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
now

The shark has been jumped, globally, movies may be tapped out as a medium

YZZAJ boosted

Wednesday anal in public :lolli:
voted by fanbox supporters!
support me on fanbox to get access to more pictures
maniacbox.fanbox.cc/

YZZAJ boosted
YZZAJ boosted
YZZAJ boosted

deleted SA2 scene
anyone knows how to unlock this scene? XD
support me on:
fanbox (you MUST have discord)
p0k4.fanbox.cc/
patreon
patreon.com/p0k4chu

Miles Morales still pisses me off because there's only one spider-man, I surprisingly would have been fine with Miles being an alternate dimension Spider-man as in, a black/latin Peter Parker, than just some random black kid who fanboys for Spider-man and happens to get similar powers.

Show thread

Idk why but Green Lantern being black doesn't piss me off like with other characters. Maybe it's because he's not a blackwashed character, he's an original character who becomes a Lantern, and it's not like there's just one Lantern so that's ok, I'm fine with it all. If they did this for all black characters I would be much happier.

So wait how many trans girls became trans because they just wanted to escape their balls warping their perceptions and goals?(testosterone)

I wish god would just pick me up and drop me into a corral with like 10 hot women and then give us the godly commandment to breed and the chicks aren't allowed to argue with god

Had a moment where I just dropped whatever I was holding and said to myself, "Holy fucking shit...retards exist", can't believe I forgot that

YZZAJ boosted
YZZAJ boosted

Scully seeks tacos through prayer. Mulder empathizes with modern-day dinosaurs.

Elon fired a racist Indian omg I'm gonna cum

YZZAJ boosted
[Me as a psychiatrist]

Patient: I just want to have a little girl sit in my lap and make her moan in pleasure. What's wrong with me?

Me: No, that's completely normal. It's our society that's wrong.
YZZAJ boosted

Kinktober 2022: Day #28 #kinktober22
Adventure Time, Free Use

The trick-or-treaters won't let them finish Marceline's favorite scary movie.

Show thread
YZZAJ boosted

A king without a kingdom
Is free
To walk
In the land of the dogmen

Fucking french impressionists, stop making everything so blurry! Sharpen the image! Booooo!

Show older
Game Liberty Mastodon

Mainly gaming/nerd instance for people who value free speech. Everyone is welcome.