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Msm is bitching about global grain prices because of the war, bitch, motherfucker, it grows out of the fucking ground retard, plant more

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Rick and Morty but Rick molests the fuck out of Mortys asshole

That's it
That's the toot

Ummm maybe don't feed the trolls if you don't want to get trolled, MSM, maybe don't open your butt wide as you possibly can so whatever can fly up in there and then complain about being butthurt

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1812: Attempt to stab somebody, with intent to murder- Tried and found guilty by the end of the month, hung from the neck until dead

2022: Attempt to stab somebody, with intent to muder- Tried, charges lowered, given several years inprisonment (not labor, simply inprisonment, vacation with some assrape thrown in at random), and released early back into the community in the hopes the stabber becomes a doctor or inventer who makes the world a better place (he just stabs more people though)

Did you romance a loli consensually and give her a happy life? You deserve a cookie.

Did you rape a loli and mutilate her existence so she can never be happy again? You deserve the boot.

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I wish I had Bruce Willis' power from Unbreakable, I wish so badly that I could just know who did what so I could give them what they deserve.

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I just keep trusting and keep getting these little micro betrayals 10 times for every 1 fulfilled promise, and idk what to do

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Even little things she would lie about, like how she felt or what she thought. She once broke into my room and destroyed my plants with bleach literally the day after smiling in my face and telling me how beautiful they were and how proud she was of me. And she lied about it, I was so stressed out, and thought I had done something wrong with my procedure, and she let me think that, for over 5 years.

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I was raised by a pathological liar and racemixer, and had no father, so of course I'm a little fucked up

All these faggots dying from fent you should dilute your street junk in juice and do shots (like drinky shots not injecty shots) dummies

Pain is exploding and I only have two pills left. Thinking of ways to kms.

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Halloween drawing of cowboy bebop character Ed trick or treating. Happy Halloween goobers.

instead of NNN I may try Butt Nutt November where I only can nutt by putting things in my butt

I wish I was a female (WITH NO CUNT AND A DICK AND BALLS) Rick Sanchez with giant tits (real ones) and bimbo aesthetics.

Changing my sheets because nothing feels better on smooth legs than fresh sheets bro

Some things I thought about in the shower while shaving...
1. I wish I was a hot girl so I could date hot girls
2. I kind of retreated from life in 2015 and started preparing for the apocalypse but it never came
3. I feel bad for giving up on trying to stop the system from destroying more lives

Listening to halloween spotify playlist, I need a hot shower, and a shave :comfyblush:

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