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Sorry, rewatching Over the Garden Wall gave me brainrot. So here's Beatrice with a slightly more interesting curse.

I couldn't get this bird's cock out of my head.

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It's cringe when people who sold their souls and compromised their values call themselves "survivors". Idk if I would want to "survive" if it meant I was sucking loser dicks because they promised me something, whether or not they delivered on he promise (they probably won't).

It literally doesn't matter if you're kind of goofy looking if you're a cheerful femboy, I would still love you

"Nooo I'm scared of intimacy" I'll say, and she'll say "NoOo i'M sCaReD oF iNtImAcY- shut the fuck up retard, you belong to me now"

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I say "please no I'm scared" and she says "You have no reason to be scared you little bitch, you're mine you dumb fuck."

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Monster bodybuilder gf with monster strapon dong she uses to fuck the shit out of little betamales who try to hit on her (I'm thr only one she lets penetrate her, she forces me in fact, I cry and say "please no I'm tired" and she growls at me to shut the fuck up and let her use me)

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Day 121: Gravity Falls + Bestiality 

A follow up to my last one, I wanted to do something more elaborate but time was catching up to me.

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Wow huh I'm still not facing a campaign of harassment and I've been around for years it's almost like if you don't play people's games they leave you the fuck alone because it's boring

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書き終えてから気づくのいいかげんなんとかしたい

if you came up and smelled my balls, you would say, "god damn, are you smuggling cheese, or are those some stanky ass balls you got?"

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Guys my back is getting really fucked up from decades of seated masturbation in uncomfortable chairs, what is the best "gamer" (masturbation) chair on the market? I WANT YOUR FINEST MASTURBATION CHAIR (throne)

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