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I will take this luck as a sign to try harder in life, god gave me a second penising for a reason, for the penis to be used, thrust-fully, into the vagina and ass of life, but not in a rapey way, more in a "I'M not the one raping here, I was just minding my business and these women started attacking me and sucking my cock against my will" sort of way.

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and we ain't talking limp heavy, we're talking rock hard heavy, leangth and girth, I'm finally happy with my dick, and while the penis pump nearly exploded my cock accidentally, at least it healed correctly, looks normal, and is even bigger than it was before, very lucky.

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My dick is reaching ojisan status, it's quite veiny, and quite heavy (I've made like 80-90% recovery from the penis pump accident, I'll never use one again, close call)

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Someone random: My life is hell I want to die
Me: *likes post*

It's my way of giving a virtual hug

Still a pain in the ass but at least converting for use on quivi (or any normal fucking program) is possible now

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now that I mention it I can probably convert multiple images in faststone, I'll look into that

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Ok so faststone can see them shits, good I guess, but what I want is for them to show up on quivi because it's better for viewing sequential images (comics)

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I look up solutions to my problem and find literal fucking niggers telling people to just screenshot the html doc, like you fucking nigger piece of shit, even I know enough to be able to save a fucking webp piece of shit as png by renaming it, I don't have time for that shit though.

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For some nigger assed reason I now have hundreds of hentai zips that have all HTML images in them, google is filled with fucking pajeet tier scams and all I want to know is: How do I convert multiple HTML files into PNG files? MULTIPLE is a factor because I cannot feasibility convert tens of thousands of images manually.

I hope everyone I like has a good day (and I hope everyone I dislike has a bad day)

Forgot people can't hear my thoughts again......or can they, yea, if they could.... that's exactly what they would want me to think...

"You can't just walk around in such a threatening manner, little Billy, as a matter of fact, I feel threatened right now, imma whoop that ass, square up."

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My concept of edating is: We have our @ in eachothers bios, and chat about stuff when we feel like it, and the same rules about personal info apply as public, we're masked lovers, with the understanding that it's too dangerous to know the secret identity of the other

Ugh I don't even want to USE my irl social medias anymore because It's so FUCKING EXHAUSTING pretending to be normal, but they're the only way to meet local people. I could try to meet local people as Jazzy but that's too high risk, and so is not possible. *sad*

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Scully tries to disprove cryptocreature venom. Doggett bravely withstands visions of death.

Teaching children not to hit "under any circumstances" is disgusting. Teaching them not to hit unless they've been hit first is a little better. But really, they should be hitting if at any point they feel threatened. So if someone is being a cruel bully and are acting in a threatening manner, the child should be able to grab the nearest weapon and defend themselves. "Why did you give little billy a concussion?" "He was threatening me" "Perfectly understandable"

I would laugh so hard if the gov just confiscated twitter from musk, called it a national security issue, classified that, then told the public he did something illegal. Like retard, you're not going to save democracy by buying twitter and you can't be so stupid that you don't know that. So what are you doing? Why? Unless that's a part of the plan, Musk buys twitter at the behest of the powers that be, in order for them to HAVE A REASON to LOCK IT DOWN omg omg omg I'm figuring it out, and that's how they will make twitter a fully recognized government entity, like the postal service.

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