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Idk if this is at all relatable to anybody but it feels good to get this off my chest, usually I have to keep this stuff locked up inside.

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Obviously I mean I can only nut when I hit that part of the fantasy, where I imagine being nutted in, not that I can only nut when a physical human being is putting their irl penis in my butt and cumming.

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Alright I didn't go into this part of the fantasy because it's too weird, but I'm on a roll. A major part of the fantasy is impregnation, I, Sandy, (and I, irl) can only cum, only climax, when a man pumps his seed into me, and I won't stop fucking the same man until he gets me pregnant. Then I wait 9 months (in the fantasy), have the baby, and then I go get impregnated by the next man, and I do this for years, until I have babies from them all, then I am exposed as a whore and everybody cries and it's really dramatic.

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But cheating also plays into this thought, for some reason it only excites me when I imagine that none of the men know about any of the others, and that I'm cucking them all against each other without them ever realizing it.

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someone's always going to be motivated to have a disgusting impression of you. just acknowledge that they hated you before they ever met you or knew anything about you, and move on with your day.

@inference @Herman_Hetherington @chudbere @RelayOne @kroner

It's been turning me on a lot lately to imagine I'm Sandy Cheeks and I'm submitting to and having sex with all the males in Bikini Bottom, but mostly SpongeBob, Squidward, Patrick, Larry the Lobster, Mr. Krabs, Squillium Fancyson (deep cut), Mermaid Man AND Barnacle Boy, the COCOLATE fish, The Flying Dutchman, Spongebobs Father, but not Plankton because his self esteem is too low and I, Sandly Cheeks, only want these cheeks clapped by chads

I have to stop deconstructing myself or I'm going to go insane. I have to live life or I'm going to go insane.

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You can't live your life worrying about what other people think about you. It will drive you insane and people will smell the weakness and go after you more.

I want to actually get a physical voice changer that I will eventually wear with a mask so I can make little vlogs

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The software I have only lets me record 2 minute clips, which is bullshit, but I figure you guys don't have more than 2 minutes to listen to me anyway

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Scully worries about Doggett's new boardgaming habit. Smoking Man forces Scully on a road trip to Rochester.

Me rn: I wish I could do stuff, because this sucks, I wish I could like, know things, and then I would be able to do stuff, and people would listen to me

I didn't even like the hulk as a kid, I liked spider-man, only chuds liked hulk (or so I thought).

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I showed the person I trust most (I trust them 90+%) this, and explained to them that I felt like Hulk, and they had no idea what I was talking about, but they were patient and tried. I explained that it felt like I have no friends on the left or the right political wing, I feel hunted, my whole life I've felt hunted, even as a child I felt like I never fit in because I was bi, and an aam and an mam, and a zoo, as I aged my attraction to various aged persons and species did not change, and I started to notice the ignorant, and arrogant hate that was focused on people like me any time they were spoken about. They were called sick, WE were called sick, by slackjawed normie faggots who couldn't explain if their life depended on it WHY something was wrong without appealing to their own personal tastes. They seem to be worth less than animals, because at least animals won't attack and beat someone to death if some faggot shouts "pedo".
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