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I sent this amv to my abusive ex one time as like a fuck you or something
youtu.be/ByMu5c0oVIs

If you're antimap you're antihuman (all humans are maps (because I have raised the global age of consent to 122 years and 165 days (the world record for oldest human was 122 years and 164 days)))

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Doujin titled: I Can't Believe My Admin is In Love With Me

Anon is in his room, on his pc: Woah, I have a message? It says it's from the admin??? I hope I'm not in trouble...

Admin: Anonkun, I have to talk with you, it's of the utmost importance

Anon: Gulp...this looks serious...wait what's this? Another message?

Admin: Actually, I know where you live so just meet me at the coffee shop down the street

Anon: WHAT?!?

Later that day...

Admin: *sips coffee* and so you see, that's why I had to meet you

Anon: So let me get this straight, you've been stalking me and you're in love with me?

Admin: Yup

Anon: This is too much...but maybe...

And they lived happily ever after!

Brb writing an erotic fanfic about admin x user

I wish I had a sister who wasn't such a piece of shit so we could have been friends (who fuck)

Jesus christ is this the November 11th that never ends?

I prefer the white meat, the YTE MEAT (unless it's the booty meat then I got no preference)

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Scully ignores increasingly obvious limb regrowth. Mulder accuses a Navajo code-talker of being an alien.

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or is this like a psychologist thing? did a bunch of psychologists go off their fucking rocker and start telling all their patients they have fucking alters and shit? Because they can't deal with their shit so they have to like...pretend a different person said or thought some shit like a child who blames spilt milk on their imaginary friend?

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I may be an old man but what the fuck are alters? What? Why? Just because a movie came out? (I'm sorry, TWO movies, and while good movies...I don't understand...is this like the matrix when I was a kid and we all wore trenchcoats? what is this?)

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