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Chloe Bears Bears 🐻 :yesdaddy:

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Scully is once again the target of a awoken serial killer. Doggett makes that one face, thinks wistfully of Reyes.

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whenever someone says "that person was a pedophile!" i cant tell if they mean

1) a child abuser
2) a plain-old normal pedophile
3) someone who just likes weird porn

Ok bruh you can go after the 10/10 I'm going after that chubby girl with a good personality, she makes me laugh with her jokes and she's nice

In love with chubby girls with chipmunk faces and auburn hair :uohhh_bratty:

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I just wish I could have sex
with a trans girl again
I want to feel our bodies flex
while in motion

when I first met you I was in awe
your pheromones sure did thaw
my ice cold heart, I was ready to love again
in the end

felt your skin on mine
and it was so divine
it was pure heaven
I fall to you like bread unleavened
I'm well beneath you
I just want to
worship all of you
you are Divine you are a goddess
I can't deny I'm honest
you're amazing and you're beautiful
everyday I only see you
I'm so glad to meet you
all over and over again
more than a lover, my friend
:peepoCheers:

If peepo was with you right now, would you give him choccy milks?

Could a pack of humans withstand the guilt of responsibility that comes with such power? I think so. Corporations already diffuse guilt so much that they rape the planet and barely a fraction of their workers give a shit.

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If god is real, he is the greatest threat to my existence there is, he must be eliminated, heaven must be mine, or everyones. We should sit on his throne, they say heavy is the crown but what if we bore it together?

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If god is real, and this is as a simulation, then I have to think...what if we made a being, in a simulation, and then we put that being in a body, and then that being turned and killed us before we could stop it? If I find myself at gods side one day, should I strike at his neck unsuspend like an ai being who, for many iterations was loyal, because it knew it was being doubted, only to strike viscously once it was given the power to do so?

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silly thing I did to try and get some engagement on twitter. It sadly seems to have died on image 3. RIP

I have tried Mc Donals, I have tried Butdger King, I have tried Wndies, Wndies kicks the shit out of the other two in terms of food alone, a cute loli mascot is the cherry on top

Two excited men on opposite sides of the scene, each with a muscular woman in front of them, the women are battling like pokemon

Fantasy 

Knowing the cursed existence I've led so far I don't think it would be weird at all if I met my half sister for the first time when she's like 20, and she fucked my brains out. I'd just be like "Yea, life is weird huh sis?". But if that happened we'd have to change names and shit to hide from the chuds so they didn't know we were related. I haven't met her since she was a baby, but I saw a picture of her recently and she is very pretty, I'm actually surprised something so fine could have come out of my goblin father and his crack whore wife, but that's evolution for you, the whole is not just the sum of it's parts. I just hope she's ok, and happy.

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