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It could also be my schedule inversion, I'm just not on when my usuals are awake

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I feel like a bunch of people have disappeared and I hope they're just busy with holiday stuff and haven't quit

I talk retarded on purpose to trick the bots half the time (other half is because I become momentarily retarded, either by accident or by choice)

My heart is still broken by the games a twink played with it 10 years ago :peepoSadSwing:

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thanksgiving time🕐 to gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol😜😜 dick 👌💋. back in 1⃣4⃣9⃣2⃣, our main bitch 💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty 👙👠 pilgrims 🏊🏊 had to 💦💦cum💦💦 to America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search for new dicks to suck 🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1⃣0⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches or you won’t get any 💦 gravy 💦 this year. Get 5⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe 😟. get 1⃣0⃣ back and you’re a sexy stuffing slut 😽😽. Happy cock 🐓 gobbling 👄 thursday 👌
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IT'S FEMBOY SMUSHING TIME
GET THE OIL, GET NUDE, AND RUB ALL OVER EACH OTHER FOR HOURS
IT'S THE ONLY WAY

I want an alpha female who is OBSESSED with me, seriously I want her to become annoying, I want to curse my life for having to spend it with this muscle goddess who worships me and won't leave me alone and is beautiful

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Britain has lowered the tax on chastity belts by about 60 cents each...
[reclassifying them] as a safety device rather than... clothing
-- NY Times

I will not rest until all of the Middle East is conquered and turned into McDonald's, I will not rest until all of the Middle East is safe for femboys, I will not rest until all of the Middle East has the fat men who wear robes beaten beyond recognition and installs a new femboy government

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> posts address on Fedi
> places all my valuables by the windows
> gets in all my tactical gear and turns off all the lights
> hides in the ceiling polishing my 8 gauge

I saw a female chud (won't stop talking about trad values, likes all the talking heads the boys like) and I can tell from her demeanor that she's just like me, looking for belonging, was pushed out of normie spaces for asking questions so she's looking for belonging among the chuds, hope she pulls free and takes the path of individualism, or she'll be an ideolog at 60 before she knows it.

Thought experiment.

I'm an alien, I don't know much about this planet, can you please tell me about the customs of it? How does it operate? Are there any things I should look out for? Any particular sights I should see, or experiences I should have?

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Scully flies into a Mom Rage and shoots a loner novelist. Mulder desperately pursues telepaths.

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