Yearly reminder to not give money to the Salvation Army. It is not a charity, it's a fundamentalist Christian organization that supports anti-queer policies. Support mutual aid resources instead.
https://youtu.be/Ct4wQiABjEk
I'm sorry for letting you guys down, I was lost, I'm ready to try again
Mandy (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
I doubt I will ever be good with computer, but I love computer, so I would enjoy being a computer girls personal assistant, helping her in her computer work. I'd give her massages, get her snacks, and I would love to hear about her thoughts when she wasn't busy thinking silently. I would be a good pet. She'd say "Damnit I wish I had someone here to just do what I say" and then she'll look at me and go "Oh, yea!" because she forgot I am her devoted little minion and my eyes get all big and googly when I look at her because she's so amazing.
The Trench