If Joe Rogan wants my respect he needs to drink a glass of piss, but before he drinks it he has to say "I'm a dipshit, so I'm going to drink this glass of piss as an apology for all the retarded bullshit I've been a huge pussy about" and then he roundhouse kicks himself in the head and puts his shitty show back on youtube so I can actually fucking watch it again (with comments on)
And they would take all the SSRIs and MAOIs and they would throw them in a landfill with a big sign above it that said "BAD drugs"
Me in 2012: Wow, gay? Gays! GAYS!! :D Freedom! Protest hate! Hate the haters! Hate hate hate! RAAAAAAAA!!!
Me in 2015 (after falling out with my gays): BOOOO GAYS SUCK 😡 BOOO LETS BE TRAD! TRAD IS FREEDOM! DON'T FORCE ME TO SUCK A COCK!
Me in 2019:
Me in now: This ride isn't over.... nothing's changed really, the screeny keeps yelling at me, I just want to write funny stories but freedom is dying
2019 is blank because I kind of tuned the fuck out and got very sick, I was literally making effigies in my back yard and attacking them, as like, therapy.
Fantasy
*Slaps beardo on his stupid ugly bald head so hard that the atoms split and he dies*
The Trench