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wow sounds cool I'm gonna kill myself

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Fantasy 

The whore choked on her blood, was she dying? She was terrified. Her wannabe tough guy pimp was gasping, his death rattle was in fill swing. The Putrid looked at them both and laughed. It laughed deeper and longer than they'd ever heard before. "You're sssso ssssspecial..." it mocked. "Sssso diffferent, sssso uni-Que, HAHAHAHHAHAHAH" it drove its goved hand into the little pimp manlets guts. "Ttttell me litttle man" it smiled and growled, "ttttell me now.", all the little midget could do was moan. "Tttell me the secretsss you THINK you've uncoverrred" it laughed again, and then crushed the bastards head. All the while his pet whore was screaming. "Yyyouu think you'ree special ttttoo? HAHHAHAHAHA, VERY SSSSPECIAL!"

The whores screams could be heard in the night, but no one saved her. This was her reward for helping a lying thieving piece of scum, this was her reward for participating in every setup, every jump, every threat, this was her gift, but she didn't want it, and that only made The Putrid more eager to give.

It's like everyone wants something out of me that I can't give them, and then they get disappointed when they find that out.

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I don't think I've ever had a relationship in my life that wasn't transactional. It's always been "if/then". Is this why I'm a broken person? Is this way I think nobody likes me, because I've just never been exposed to a good fucking person?

"Oh I wonder what it feels like to be betrayed? Must suck! La de da de da *skipping through the flowers*"

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I really wish I was still ignorant enough to be happy.

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Since my family is trash I have to socialize with you people.

It's fucked that the rate for recyclables hasn't gone up. It was 5¢ when I was a kid 20 years ago and it's 5¢ now. That's horse shit.

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@gum 's bratty bnuy boy gets himself into double trouble 🐰

youtu.be/2dT7eYskfEQ

IT'S YOU! LOOK AT WHO, AND WHO, IS YOU!!! YOU HAVE THE POWER!!

youtu.be/N81YTs_7NNQ

The DEVIL is GODS SERVANT, he is TESTING YOU, he is ON YOUR SIDE, AND IN YOUR SIDE, YOU CANNOT ESCAPE HIM, BECAUSE HE IS PART OF YOUR PSYCHE, JUST LIKE GOD

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GOD I HATE PUTIN I HATE PUTIN LOVERS I HATE THEM SO MUCH I WISH I COULD KICK THEIR BALLS

Uh I can't believe I just saw an actual person trying to "bait" people they find disgusting by flirting with them...this is like dressing up like a woman, getting men to call you hot, then calling them faggots. This is Bugs Bunny shit.

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@DonaldTrump 🥺 Please??? can you break up with her shes not that cool anyway what is she a model from chekoslovakia wtf even is that some country in asia idc

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