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If an Italian is ever threatening you just drop a whole bunch of pasta on the ground they have to count all the noodles like a vampire

I can't believe some hoes actually left Twitter, like bitch are you fucking for real? You really think like Twitter is what's going to fucking break you? You think Twitter is going to be the back door gateway through which nefarious fuckers glean everything about you? You dumb fuck. Google has already done that for 10 years at least you shit, everybody already knows everything about you, you fucking retard, and guess what, they don't think you're important enough to fuck with.

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I wish a very Merry Christmas to all the Christians who are actually just good people but misguided and are part of their club out of ignorance

And a merry fuck you to all the pieces of shit Christians who know exactly what the fuck they're doing and what the fuck they're about and they just love hate criming people, eat my shit

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Anyone have the high quality version of this? Calling on frens from youjo, lolison, and nnia among others
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need to get me a housewife apron because I am really fucking sick and tired of god damn mother fuckin dishwater splashing up on my god damn fuckin torso and gettin my shirt wet

God I fucking hate cultists, the bastards even tried to fucking ban christmas, fucking idol worshiping cross-tards (oh but the cross isn't a fucking idol? get fucked yes it is. you worship a torture device you retards, what is christ if he doesn't suffer on the cross? nothing. according to you. he is nothing without the torture. you worship the torture. get fucked.)

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I want the phrase "stick it in your eggs" to become an insult used against femoids

"Oh shit nigga, he ripped ass Norwegian style" (It's when you put a fish fillet between your butt cheeks and fart so it flaps back and fourth like the reed in a clarinet)

I see a soft acting male, with a feminine vocal inflection,idc how bad that hon passes,my bone is rock solid 😳 dude could be fucking 50, as long as he's not wrinkly and has a "youthful feminine energy" I'm for it

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I'm betting Mall of America was just some nigger shit, "ayo watchi say nigga das muh Shaquandre don't be talkin shit nigga *blat*"
They would be making a much bigger deal out of it if it was some incel psychopath mass murderer. And now they're trying to make it a gun issue as desperately as they can in the window between now and when they finally reveal it was hoodrat shit and everyone collectively throwz their hands up and goes "NIGGERS, UGH" while the msm quietly memory holes the whole thing

The year is 2042, the Christian Parents™ look up from their Hearty Breakfast™ and see the Gay AIDS Squad™©® coming to POZ their Gender Neutral Child™ and they smile, due to their Smiling Pills™

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I look at BBCs sometimes as a form of exposure therapy because BBCs are kind of like, what I fear the most

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OH GOD
Just saw a BBC in the mix
Had to move it to the BBC folder
I don't want to see a BBC unless I'm PREPARED to see a BBC
The last thing I want is a BBC creepin up on me

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