YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Instagram keeps doin me right, suggesting qts who are my niche and only get 30ish likes, it's like Instagram is trying to play algorithmic matchmaker

the concept of someone pissing all over somebody while they were asleep and then convincing them that it was them who pissed themselves is hilarious to me

a horror movie where a person who is 90% immobilized has to fend off a hungry cat in their home while everyone else is away for the weekend (it's like pickle rick)

https://youtu.be/VzkVxkiOqGA
THIS however IS a crimbus related video
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

https://youtu.be/-T7a_bUJJ9M
This could have been 5-10 minutes long. I'm not watching all this shit. Cool subject though didn't know they wanted to make a game.

https://youtu.be/wrk_cEmNnPc
not really crimbys related but it was on my head

I learned how to swear from my grandfather, I took his method and built upon it.

obviously I'm not saying Coca-Cola is great for your body or something mostly due to the amount of sugar but to pretend that it's some kind of drain cleaner conspiracy to get people to drink poison is retarded

My ex was so fucking retarded his dipshit ass shared a meme with me once about Coca-Cola washing blood off the road and he was like "oh my God that's what people put in their body 👁️👄👁️" in his gay faggy twink bottom voice and I was just like he can't be this fucking stupid can he, but he was... lemon juice is used to clean stuff too does that mean it's bad for your body you fucking retard?

https://youtu.be/Cug4UPwcvlo

If an Italian is ever threatening you just drop a whole bunch of pasta on the ground they have to count all the noodles like a vampire

I can't believe some hoes actually left Twitter, like bitch are you fucking for real? You really think like Twitter is what's going to fucking break you? You think Twitter is going to be the back door gateway through which nefarious fuckers glean everything about you? You dumb fuck. Google has already done that for 10 years at least you shit, everybody already knows everything about you, you fucking retard, and guess what, they don't think you're important enough to fuck with.

I wish a very Merry Christmas to all the Christians who are actually just good people but misguided and are part of their club out of ignorance

And a merry fuck you to all the pieces of shit Christians who know exactly what the fuck they're doing and what the fuck they're about and they just love hate criming people, eat my shit

need to get me a housewife apron because I am really fucking sick and tired of god damn mother fuckin dishwater splashing up on my god damn fuckin torso and gettin my shirt wet