I wish I could touch their skin softly, and caress them gently, and snuggle our bodies together, and feel their heartbeat, and their warmth ![]()
"Awww ye, doe-s superiuh yt genetics, mah chillin gonna b abul 2 read!"
"Yes Tyrone, your children will be able to read, now be quiet I need to focus"
@rats hope you're having a happy new year UwU
Isabella Garcia-Shapiro from Phineas and Ferb
@brineskin Rick and Morty standing awkwardly in the garage, yet are somehow also relaxed and comfy, and rick has a reverse bunnysuit on, and so does morty, maybe they're different colors, maybe Ricks is dark and Mortys is light, anyway
Rick: -that's because your butthole is loose, bitch
Morty: Would you stop joking around, that's not why it won't stay in
Rick: Here let me see it *rick takes and scans Mortys buttplug*
Yea, see, this is way too small for you bud, after those megaseeds did you really think it'd be like threading the eye of a needle still?
Morty: *Stares angrily at rick*
Rick: I meeean, haha! Hey! What a butthole! What a great, butthole this kid, my grandson, has!
Morty: *rolls eyes* would you just help me already
Rick: Ok ok fine, alright I've infused nanomachines into your buttplug, now it won't fall out unless it detects the signal from your brain that tells it to.
Morty: *smiling* Aw really? Thanks grandpa rick!
Rick: Ah ah ah, it's Sissy Rick when we're in Sissy Space, bud :)
Morty: Haha oh yea *morty said excitedly*, let's, well let's go do that camshow, eh, SISSY Rick?
The two kiss and make out hard in their sissy fag wigs and outfits before they even make it to the cam. So they have to spend time getting ready again for the shoot ![]()
AN UNTAPPED MARKET
You know how girls will prostitute themselves (guys too I guess)
And you know how people are desperate for friends??
Ok, so get this... People SELL their time as friends!! Think about it!!! You're lonely, you're fat, you smell, BUT you have disposable income!! You've had sex, you could have more sex, but what you really want are FRIENDS!! Like all those COOL friend groups you watch on youtube! Well??? Imagine PAYING them to let YOU hang out with them, and they'll even treat you like they LIKE YOU!!!!
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The Trench