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it would take roughly 300 million infants to lift the empire state building, hilarious, math, hilarious

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Doing some calculations to figure how how many babies it takes to give the equivalent force of a catastrophic impact and now I can't stop laughing

Fantasy 

My skin is an enigma
Liquid solidity
Spreads apart, envelops, penetrates
Those who wish to seek
That which they should not
It twists many faces into one
And the one face into many
Eating as it goes

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I remember one time my therapist was all like "are you ok to drive???" like in a fake "really concerned" voice for...no reason? Felt really predatory. I had given no indication that I was out of control. Just blasé, bitter, jadded, passive aggressive, I wasn't yelling or moving or anything, I was just a moody cunt, I was Daria levels of cunty. That therapist was a bitch.

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Some tranny on Twitter got offended I used the word "tribe" when describing my family in Mexico knowing what a woman and man were somehow. (They were trying to deny there was a difference in tranny woman versus actual woman).

Summed up, he said in Spanish "you can't refer to the indigenous people of Mexico as tribes, bigot"

So I linked him a site from Mexico talking about all the different tribes on the land from back in the day. The site specifically used the word "tribes."

Then he called me a white asshole.

And all the other furries and trannies liked his comments.

Twitter is made up of children and mentally unstable adults.

I have so much more free time now that the voices have gotten much, much quieter. Maybe I'll start working out again. Maybe I'll go back to being a dudebro lol jk I'm gay as fuck (for dudes and chicks)

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Old sketch of Homer giving Lisa the "Why you little!" treatment. I think it's working!
I lost it because I'm the dumb and saved the entire thing as a png :sad_cat:
#simpsons #lisasimpson

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トキシッコちゃん愛情ねっとりフェラ絵です。

Saw some alt right chuds harassing my drag queen ex, the schadenfreude at the realization that he may be in danger is intoxicating. I hope they tear eachother apart.

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Laws need to be rewritten so that "being 18" is defined as "being on the internet" so if you're on the internet you're "18" that way everyone can fuck

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