Babies as weapons is the most hilarious thing to me rn. Baby cannon that fires babies, not even like 5 or 6, but billions of babies, a baby gatling gun, of planetary scale, fires babies so rapidly they come out like a stream of electrons, stripping matter from whatever they collide with until it is nothing
it would take roughly 300 million infants to lift the empire state building, hilarious, math, hilarious
I remember one time my therapist was all like "are you ok to drive???" like in a fake "really concerned" voice for...no reason? Felt really predatory. I had given no indication that I was out of control. Just blasé, bitter, jadded, passive aggressive, I wasn't yelling or moving or anything, I was just a moody cunt, I was Daria levels of cunty. That therapist was a bitch.
Old sketch of Homer giving Lisa the "Why you little!" treatment. I think it's working!
I lost it because I'm the dumb and saved the entire thing as a png
#simpsons #lisasimpson
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