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God I wish I could dom a stupid fucking rich boy and spank his stupid ass and slap him in his stupid face with my rough trailerpark hands while he cries (he wants me to do it)

I'm using youtube less and less. I'm using internetarchive more and more

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I guess comment both if the answer is both or don't, if you don't I assume it's both but you couldn't be bothered to write that out.

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How do you browse fedi? Hunchbacked sitting indian style while alone and cackling like a witch?
Or
Do you sit upright with dignity, discussing serious topics in a serious way?

Here's another joke from the book, rewritten a little bit.

There was a nigger who found a magic lamp with a genie inside it one day. The nigger was ecstatic, he knew immediately what he had found and bagan rubbing on it, he rubbed and rubbed, until he could see his face in it, that's how hard he rubbed, until a genie popped out! Now this genie wasn't like other genies, it had been around the block once or twice and I was in the mood to actually help someone, so no stupid bullshit tricks or anything, just straightforward helpfulness, or at least what he thinks is helpfulness. The genie says, I'LL GRANT YOU THREE WISHES, BOY! To which the nigger snapped back, offended, "BOY?". "I didn't mean it like that...but you made it fucking weird." said the genie. "I'm sorry man, I just get really defensive sometimes, my whole life I always had to hear jokes and stuff, you know?" said the nigger. "I don't see color." said the genie. Anyway, then the nigger made his first wish, he wished for his family to be happy, and they were, the genie did that for him, right awat, his whole family was happy, no monkey paw shit. Then the nigger said, "Ok now I wish we were white!" and right away, immediately the genie made them all white, blond hair and blue eyes, and they were beautiful, as far as whites go. Finally the nigger said, "And now, for my final wish, I don't want any of us to work another day" and the genie made them all niggers again.

Did you hear that the Polish government just bought a thousand septic tanks? As soon as they figure out how to drive them they're going to invade Russia.

OMG WAIT WHAT IF YOU CUCK ME??? THAT WOULD LOWER MY STATUS! I'M NERVOUS NOW! NOT SO SURE ABOUT THIS!!

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I'm still not giving up on fedi dating, alll we have to do is put that we're dating in each others bios, we don't even have to talk! It's just a status thing! We both benefit!

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Wait a minute...if the government is an evil thing that will do anything for power...........HEY POLITICIANS MAKE THIS PLACE LIKE 1920S BERLIN YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN *WINK* *WINK* AND I'LL VOTE FOR YOU!!

How can talking about sucking dicks and fucking be obscenity when the nogs literally have songs about sucking their dicks and eating their pussies and shit, whites need to take back having their dicks sucked in songs

I'm glad my grandfather was german so he wasn't a christfag, strong german blood has no need for Christendom, no sir-y, the old gods will do just fine

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THEY NEED TO STOP THE CHINESE BALLOON I JUST LEARNED ABOUT THIS GUYS THERE IS A CHINESE BALLOON AND BIDEN IS NOT STOPPING IT HE'S LETTING THE CHINESE WIN :pepeStahp:

I'm not saying that diminishes her personhood, it just makes me sad, when anyone is fat in an unhealthy way like that.

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Holy shit I just saw what Jazz looks like today (that trans girl who transitioned as a kid and everyone freaked out) and she's so fat :(

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