YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

https://youtu.be/UafLedIfc6s

When I say dogs need dominance and structure I don't mean abuse your dog, do not torture your fucking dog. Just don't let your dog push you around, ever, you are in charge, always, and the dog must respect that. Reward respect, obedience, deference, and while I don't condone hitting dogs, pain is how dogs punish each other, wolves bite. The closest and safest thing to a bite is a mild shock, it feels like a nip. If people would just train their damn dogs using reward and discipline the dogs would be fucking perfect. A shock isn't supposed to last more than a second, it must be as quick as a nip or the dog will freak the fuck out and it will counterproductive.

LIFE is hardcore
LIVING is hardcore

I'm TIRED of people pretending doing menial daily tasks isn't HARDCORE. I'll yell you something, bringing the garbage to the garbage can when your knees hurt and the weather is so insane that it could kill you is HARDCORE.

Then I'll give him aftercare and pet his hair and tell him he was a very good boy for taking his punishment so well

God I wish I could dom a stupid fucking rich boy and spank his stupid ass and slap him in his stupid face with my rough trailerpark hands while he cries (he wants me to do it)

I'm using youtube less and less. I'm using internetarchive more and more

I guess comment both if the answer is both or don't, if you don't I assume it's both but you couldn't be bothered to write that out.

How do you browse fedi? Hunchbacked sitting indian style while alone and cackling like a witch?
Or
Do you sit upright with dignity, discussing serious topics in a serious way?

Here's another joke from the book, rewritten a little bit.

There was a nigger who found a magic lamp with a genie inside it one day. The nigger was ecstatic, he knew immediately what he had found and bagan rubbing on it, he rubbed and rubbed, until he could see his face in it, that's how hard he rubbed, until a genie popped out! Now this genie wasn't like other genies, it had been around the block once or twice and I was in the mood to actually help someone, so no stupid bullshit tricks or anything, just straightforward helpfulness, or at least what he thinks is helpfulness. The genie says, I'LL GRANT YOU THREE WISHES, BOY! To which the nigger snapped back, offended, "BOY?". "I didn't mean it like that...but you made it fucking weird." said the genie. "I'm sorry man, I just get really defensive sometimes, my whole life I always had to hear jokes and stuff, you know?" said the nigger. "I don't see color." said the genie. Anyway, then the nigger made his first wish, he wished for his family to be happy, and they were, the genie did that for him, right awat, his whole family was happy, no monkey paw shit. Then the nigger said, "Ok now I wish we were white!" and right away, immediately the genie made them all white, blond hair and blue eyes, and they were beautiful, as far as whites go. Finally the nigger said, "And now, for my final wish, I don't want any of us to work another day" and the genie made them all niggers again.

I found the old joke book I got as a kid

Did you hear that the Polish government just bought a thousand septic tanks? As soon as they figure out how to drive them they're going to invade Russia.

OMG WAIT WHAT IF YOU CUCK ME??? THAT WOULD LOWER MY STATUS! I'M NERVOUS NOW! NOT SO SURE ABOUT THIS!!

I'm still not giving up on fedi dating, alll we have to do is put that we're dating in each others bios, we don't even have to talk! It's just a status thing! We both benefit!