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An old army guy I knew as a kid would freak out if I was using a cell phone. He was like "They're listening" and I'm just thinking, yea, they're listening but to everyone though, that's like a beach full of sand and your job is to find one specific grain. Goodluck. Unless it winds up right in front of you right when you'll notice it, you're never going to find that grain of sand. It's the same principle as a school of fish. The bigger the school, the smaller the chance of an individual fish getting eaten. If the state has made a school of fish called EVERYfuckingBODY well good luck sorting through that shit, even AI would fumble.

Should I abandon politics? Should I say "this isn't a game I want to play" and go back to living a normal life, with normal aspirations and goals?

I only accept bbcs if they're FEMININE bbcs, you keep those disgusting arrogant masc bbcs OUT OF THIS CLUB but if you're a sissy fem who dresses girly and acts girly and takes care of her hair, you are welcome inside with your MASSIVE GINORMOUS BBC but only if you're girly

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but i did deserve that. i deserved that, too. and i deserve this!

If you had no aches or pains, and could do backflips, and could climb surfaces with only 1 inch deep finger holds with only your upper body, how could would you be? Pretty cool, I'd say.

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One half of a two page comic featuring @Garabato and :bloss: :buttercup: :bubbles:

Both are up on my FANBOX if you want to see the second page early. I've popped in a preview :yanagiyuu_heart3:

I hope everyone's having a nice day, it's the weekend after all.

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I was way outta my depth with this one 😅

Support me on FANBOX to see more recent stuff. You can also suggest and vote for stuff there: ardidon.fanbox.cc/

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I thought about posting this to normiespace but they wouldn't get it, and they would aay stupid fucking insulting shit like "I don't get it" and then I'll have to suppress the urge to beat them with a pipe and I don't want to do that to my bloodpressure.

I, personally, find this fucking hilarious. I laughed for a solid minute and a half, my sides hurt. I almost passed out.

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They had a fearfactor episode where people drank horse cum. They should have had one where people got fucked by dogs, play a game like ring toss, your score determines how many knots you have to take.

I got in trouble on twitter once for typing one letter in a
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string, just one letter. Bullshit pussies.

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