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Hey niggies, why are you peeling garlic like a rube? Are you an asshole? Peal garlic fast, and get the health benefits of fresh garlic instead of being a turd and always putting off you garlic health
youtu.be/Dc7w_PGSt9Y

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Polyamory would only work in literal paradise, so while technically true when saying "people should be polyamorus", it's like saying "people should fly" and then remaining silent as people jump off buildings instead of stepping in and clarifying that "people should fly" "under the correct conditions". What are "correct conditions"? In flying they are the materials a person needs in addendum to themselves to be able to fly. In polyamory a person needs conditions to make it possible as well. Most people cannot be polyamorus, because of the state of the world. Telling them to be, when they can't, and they don't know that, is the same as telling a child to go fly while they happen to be standing on a 10th story balcony. It's stupid at best, evil at worst.

How are my TOP TIER BONER OWNERS doing today?

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誘惑の柔らかい部位❤
⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄アヌビス姉さんはいま、
無防備のおまんこで罪を犯して人間を誘惑している❤

●差分10枚
FANBOX : fanbox.cc/@surreal/posts/51024

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Scully tries to save Mulder from the army (the bad army). Mulder accidentally flirts with ghost cavemen.

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A set of commissions from the past couple months of Dzemorne, a rather creepy lookin bat girl that I helped design for Boo

well... would you? 🤨

NEVER take pills the government says are ok
ALWAYS take pills the government is trying its hardest to stop you from taking

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Those pills from the government hd side effects they never told me about, so when my mouth started rotting apart like some sort of cancer I stopped taking them. Fuck the government and fuck their fake cancer pills. No permanent damage hopefully, I think my mouth will heal back to normal in time, since I stopped taking the poison pills as soon as it started. Death pills, I can't believe they almost got me, I really believed they had turned over a new leaf, but no, they are just as evil as ever. And they have to be stopped (legally).

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I want to crack bones I want to grind them between my teeth I want to tear off limbs

If I analyze the personality traits of all the male charactersbI want to fuck, some of the qualities I find attractive are
>Assertiveness
>Confidence
>Hidden inferiority complex
>Is the alpha of his group
>A little stupid
>A BI BOTTOM SLUUUUUUUUT 🤘😝🤘

>“An elderly woman actually cried when she heard the news,” said an employee, who asked to remain anonymous. “She said she didn’t understand the internet and wasn’t sure how she’d watch movies now.”

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This is the demarcation point for before/after the west fell. When this elderly woman wept, and no one cared, the west fell.
gothamist.com/arts-entertainme

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