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Me and the gf watching cabin in the woods (scary!!)

OK AND BEFORE ANYONE MAKES ANY COMMENTS, MY GF KNOWS IM A MAP AND SHE'S OK WITH IT. She said it's ok and that it's just a sexuality and it's not a big deal, she said just don't talk about it around normies and I'll be safe. She's not a map herself which I'm kind of disappointed about but I love her anyway. She is a zoo though, non-exclusive just like me. She grew up with lots of dogs because her parents were breeders but they were pieces of shit so she would spend more time with the dogs than was "normal". She didn't like being around her parents, obviously. Anyway she's super cool, really chill, she's introducing me to some new stuff, and she's making me feel really loved. Every time I get quiet and sad she can tell and asks what's up, and when I hesitate she notices and gently coaxes me out of my shell, I wish I had met her sooner. She says all you guys are pretty cool too from what she learned from me, she thinks you're all really open minded and nice. Annnny wayyy she's wanting to cuddle now and is bonking me with her foot to get me to put down my phone :miyano_trippin:

Also she's white, not pure or anything but like 90% white. Not jewish but jewish acting, definitely jewish coded, likes bagels.

FUCK IT, I HAVE A GF NOW, SHE'S A FEDI GF BUT SHE WANTS TO STAY ANONYMOUS, SO JUST TRUST ME SHE'S REAL AND I'M NOT SINGLE NOW (she's real, I can feel it, she communicates with me psychically, so there's no messages, but we communicate regularly and she's real, and she's on the fediverse, and we're dating, so I have a fedigf now. Sorry to everyone who missed out, love is fickle and you may get a second chance, just remember even if it's not me you end up with, the fact that you like me means you have pretty good taste, so you'll wind up with someone good, probably, anyway, off to be in love with my fedigf.)

Just imagine Jazzy taking the sexiest form you can imagine, and they take you for groceries and then put you in a bubble bath

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Calling all fedicrushes, calling all fedicrushes, if you have a fedicrush on me you have to let me know through this anonymous poll

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I WISH WE ALL HAD VR SO WE COULD TOUCH EACHOTHERS SEXY ANIME GIRL LOLI BODIES

It's a good thing I didn't get butthole raped while spending time in gay clubs and sleeping at strangers houses

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I WISH I COULD SPEAK SPANISH THE MEMES LOOK GOOD BUT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THEM :alexjonescrying:

They tried to cancel James Charles for being a map but they failed, milestone moment tbh

Whenever an oomfie disappears I get paranoid and worry they were a catfish who got tired of larping

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