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I want to do as little as possible and get payed well, that's government work right?

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How do I go into government so I can become a pebble in the wheel well of the shopping cart of bureaucracy?

I wish I could use (((they))) without it having jewish connotations. It's a great way to frame the lizard people which is itself a great metaphor for the soulless psychopaths who run the world. Every race has soulless psychopaths at the top.

Hnnnnnggggg master splinter rat bussy master splinter might be my new waifu

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I saw a youtube short that was meant to raise awareness but it was kind of hot.
"Did you know there are more young girls who are mothers than there are young boys who are fathers? You might be thinking well how can that be? That's because many of them were impregnated by adult MEN. *pause for dramatic effect*"

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I keep fantasizing about gentle older alpha daddies who are bottoms, but who run like, an organization and are popular

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Powerbottoms omg I need to serve powerbottoms :blobpleading:

"She's massas favorite" - when I see a hot black girl. "Mmmhmmm her ancestors were definitely massas favorite" - lookin at the booty

Can't stop fantasizing about being in a sexual relationship with Master Splinter from tmnt. Also been having sexy fantasies about Professor X (walking version) and Magneto (helmet off so you can see his sexy white hair). I buttfuck them. Had to specify. And they like it. They love me. Based. Daddy issues.

I hate trans boys. Not really but yea. My eyes just glower into hateful slits when I see one talking about anything sex related. I'm fine with trans boys who are CHASTE...but slutty trans boys piss me off. Wanna punch em. For being slutty. /vent

I wish I could say "I'm sorry it's so big..." in an embarrassed tone. But it's just kind of average.

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