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Hypothetical for antis 

You wake up in a strange place
You discover you are back in time
You are accepted by ancient people
Their laws of consent are you get to marry a 10yo like Christopher Columbus did
If you refuse they will take offense and forcibly transition you to female as a punishment you would find worse than death

Do you marry the loli?

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@c00lvibrations >minecrap modding in current year
there's minecraft mod drama? They're just fucking mods for a 20 year old block game, where does the drama come from? Where could people even express that fucking drama, are there super secret slack channels where these people talk about this shit like old wives washing their clothes at the river? I swear to God these people need to press blades of grass between their fingers instead of pressing plastic keys on their keyboards

Saw this on a pro trans pro commie twitter page and it's so hilarious to me. Both sides could save so much time if they all just admitted kids are human beings, not objects.
Left: DO NOT GROOM MY CHILDREN WITH YOUR COMIC BOOK GOD
RIGHT: DO NOT GROOM MY CHILDREN WITH YOUR COMIC BOOK SEXUALITY

Me: Maybe the children can make their own fucking choices?
Both sides at me: NO!

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I'm glad chudbuds went down because they were MEANIES, they were BULLIES :NotLikeThis:

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RESTAURANT
BATHROOM THEMED
SEATS AND BENCHES LOOK LIKE TOILETS
IT'S LIKE A BIG CLEAN BATHROOM
THE FOOD ALL HAS NAMES REFERENCING SHIT
THE FOOD IS SHAPED LIKE SHIT
PRESENTED IN SHIT THEMED DISHES

DIARRHEA HASH BROWNS WITH GRAVY
MEATLOAF LOG WITH FISSURE SAUCE (RED TOMATO GLAZE)
ENEMA MILKSHAKE (CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA, SERVED IN LARGE ENEMA VESSEL)
ETC.

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When early man first found poopoos and peepees funny, this could have been the first spark of consciousness. I don't think animals find poopoos or peepees funny. Uniquely human trait maybe? Do chimps find it funny when they throw poopoo? Do they exhibit joy?

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POLL WINNER: a busty Johanna (Hilda)

She's a single mother and she cooks breakfast for him, and you're not going to tell me that they're more than just friends?

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Man, it wasn't fun watching Gravity Falls with my little sister, when that infamous "Mabel opening" aired 🙈 🙄

#gravityfalls #mabel #mabelpines #dipper

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