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I put on a gay conversion 700 club video the other day and fapped (literally) to the lies and chicanery

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Just because im a pedo doesn't mean i want to diddle your kids. Your kids are ugly anyway.

Many years ago when I was in my mid teens, I saw the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. She didn't look like other girls, not real ones, she looked like she had stepped out of a magazine, her hair was thick and chestnut, she had pouty lips, an angelic slavic face, and a very, very small two piece bikini. We were both in a resort pool, it was quiet at that moment, just me and her in the pool, but I had seen her around with what I thought MUST have been her father, and he looked like a russian gangster, so I didn't talk to her, but I wanted to so badly. She was probably a pet, I thought that at the time too but I was so young I thought that sort of thing didn't really happen.

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The bunny suit was too powerful. Now all the girls want a piece of little Dipper. Wonder who will win.

I combined a couple 14k requests for this one. Shoutout to @DogmaLord for a bit of pose help!

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Psychic gf just sent me a transmission, she said "Get off your ass and stop doomscrolling" so I have to go for a while ttyl!

I mean that's not why he wasn't cancelled, they weren't like "we can't cancel this guy, Jazzy wants to fuck him" but you understand what I'm saying

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I love how they failed to cancel James Charles, just because I want to fuck his faggot bussy

I just didn't know if you guys knew about how good strippers have become in 2023 so I had to post

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I wish I was a very fancy king type person and then a stripper who danced good wanted to be owned by me but she was a virgin so when I got that it wouldn't be all tore up

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Am I the only one here who appreciates strippers? Do you guys know about strippers? I thought they just gyrated but no, these bitches move good now days, I'm like, got dayum, these bitches have skills now, I'm like ME SO HORNY because of their legs and those ridiculous heels they all wear now, I'm like I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR MIND I JUST CARE ABOUT YOUR ASS, and WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW CUNTY MOMMY ASS

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Chris often hears the moans of Peter, Brian, and Stewie, while Chris is fucking Lois, it always makes him smile and feel good vibes to know they're enjoying themselves

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And before someone gets upset because Stewie is a baby, Stewie is a grown ass gay man in a babies body, that's the point of the character, sorry not sorry

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Peters size (small) makes it so he can enter Stewie, and brian isn't a large breed dog so he can fit too

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Don't even get me started about Stewie X Peter Griffin X Brian Griffin as a thruple

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