YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Peach looks like she's giving a double handjob here, subliminal messaging? Sex sells.

Step 1: Convert all conservatives to lolicons
Step 2: Convert all lolicons to maps
Step 3: ????
Step 4: PROFIT!!?!!

In an alternate universe I stab and eat your legs (because they're so beautiful) but that's not this universe don't worry

I caress your thighs, you are totally relaxed, you've had a hard day, but now you rest, and it feels so good to rest, every breath out is a release, and every breath in is a renewal. I focus on every part of your legs, slowly and methodically, I use the perfect amount of pressure for you. This is what you come home to every day, because you have Jazzy© The Perfect Ocean Husband©™

I want to list the people I have a fedi crush on but I don't want to embarrass anybody

I ate cookies from Panera Bread but they tasted like cum. I threw them out.

Anybody else notice that "mental illness" started being hidden around 2015? I used to be able to find huge pages of schizo writings about religion and demons and angels and spells and wiccan shit, but now I can't find any of it.

Wtf why doesn't switch minecraft have gyro controls? It would be perfect for them. That's part of why I got it. This sucks.

I wish youtube commenters were legal to eat

I just got Minecraft for the switch! I hope there's a way for me to play on it with a burner account, we might be able to play together if it's safe!

https://youtu.be/mdKst8zeh-U
Watching this to pass some time

Psychic gf says "Bae go to bed, you don't need to stay up all hours of the night anymore thirsting for interaction, you have me, frens will be there tomorrow, get some sleep"

I'm calling my followers Atleanteans from now on, we're going full ocean themed