YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club
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listening to this while fapping
https://youtu.be/UYAVkuNk8pU
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@creamqueen Sure, here's a script where male characters from the Hannah Barbera universe have a "goon off":
EXT. HANNAH BARBERA STUDIO
Different male cartoon characters from the Hannah Barbera universe have joined a "goon off" tournament.
Peter Potamus, Top Cat, Jabberjaw, Hong Kong Phooey, Quick Draw McGraw, and Yogi Bear are standing in front of a big stage.
Announcer: Welcome to the ultimate goon off tournament! Who will be crowned the goon king?
Peter Potamus: It's gotta be me, baby!
Top Cat: (smirking) That's what you think, Potamus.
Jabberjaw: This is going to be Jawesome!
Hong Kong Phooey: Hi-yaaa!
Quick Draw McGraw: All right, partners, let's get this started.
Yogi Bear: Yeah, I'm feeling it, Boo-Boo.
The contestants take their positions on the stage, ready to begin.
Announcer: And the first challenge is...the pie-eating contest!
All six characters begin stuffing their faces with pies, leaving them covered in whipped cream and colorful fillings.
Announcer: Whoa, this is too close to call! We need a tie-breaker.
For the tie-breaker, they move to the next challenge, the obstacle course.
Quick Draw McGraw: (determined) Y'all better watch out, I'm a lawman, and I'm used to chasing crooks through all kinds of crazy terrain.
Top Cat: Pffft. I've been jumping over dumpsters and fire escapes for years, son.
Peter Potamus: (enthusiastic) Hang on to your hats, everyone! Here comes the handsome hippo!
The contestants race through a course of barrels, hoops, and pillars, trying to be the first to cross the finish line.
In the end, it's a photo finish, but Jabberjaw manages to win the title of Goon King.
Jabberjaw: (surprised) I'm the winner? This is Jaw-some!
The crowd cheers and claps as Jabberjaw receives his trophy.
Announcer: Congratulations, Jabberjaw! You are truly the king of the goons!
All the characters congratulate Jabberjaw, with some definitely plotting for the next tournament, which they know would start soon.
FADE TO BLACK.
Jazzy fun fact IRL FACT: I have no gag reflex
I wanna succ that BWC
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Dragon's lair Comm
He was sacrificed in order to save the village
#straightshota
When I see shredded muscular female I want to give 20 kisses to her muscles and 2 armpit sniffs
girldick sounds hot
boyclit sounds wrong
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@redneonglow @Yellow_Heart they're furries (the internet's first child molestor group)
I wish there was a way to feel orgasm afterglow all the time. I would be so friendly and unbothered in life.
"It doesn't matter that he's black, it doesn't matter that he's black, please don't factor in his blackness, it's racist"
-What I imagine the argument would look like if I was yelling at the executives making a movie
Not just the edit itself, I find it hilarious that it was made at all, I find it hilarious that someone saw this brutally real moment on film and thought, what if that was tossed salad and scrambled eggs he was listening to.... and they not only thought that but they did it, they mapped it out, that, *tear rolls down cheek* that's transcendence *begins to sob*
I think this edit is hilarious
https://youtu.be/gGlUyk1fFuo
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たくさんブーストしていただけたので、黒消しなしで一枚投稿します
ありがと～₍₍ ʅ(⦿ )ʃ ⁾
着衣Ver.のみ 合計31枚+まとめZipファイル
500円プラン
■Ci-en
https://ci-en.dlsite.com/creator/2776/article/817930
■pixivFANBOX
https://aotako.fanbox.cc/posts/5466560
■ファンティア
https://fantia.jp/posts/1827407
Righties are always mean to trannies but some of the most inventive, kind, wise, cute people I've had the privilege of knowing, were trans. I follow lots of trans people online, and some of my favorite tech educators/hobbyists are trans. I guess I have had a unique experience, being attracted to, and even identifying with trans people. I wouldn't call myself transgender per-say but I am definitely trans-something, if I was honest I'd say transhuman. I have always wished I was "better" or "cured" of my "cursed" body, cursed by god, for the first sin, I was raised religious. If I could escape my humanity, I could escape sin.
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This guy explains jenkem better than I did
https://youtu.be/joAEyazfz5Q
hilarious
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