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Baking delicious cookies!!! Homemade boiiiii

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@nekofag PETER: Hey, Lois, I'm heading out to the niggeer store. You need anything?

LOIS: (shocked) Peter, that's incredibly racist! And what do you mean "niggeer store"? That's not a thing.

PETER: (confused) What are you talking about? It's right here on my list. (shows her a piece of paper with "nigger" written on it)

LOIS: (disgusted) Peter, that's not how that word is spelled. And why is it written out like that anyway?

PETER: (ignorantly) I don't know, it's just the way I saw it on my computer. I was running a program that printed out each letter, and it spelled out "nigger".

LOIS: (sighs) Peter, that's not something to joke about. And why would you even have a program like that?

PETER: (defensively) I don't know, it was just there! It's not like I created it or anything.

*Stewie enters*

STEWIE: (suddenly interested) Wait, what program was this?

PETER: (proudly) Oh, it printed out the letters of the word "nigger" one by one. It was pretty cool, actually.

LOIS: (outraged) Peter, that's not cool! That's incredibly offensive!

STEWIE: (excitedly) No, no, I think I know the program you're talking about. It's called "niggerr" and it's actually a really useful tool for programmers.

PETER: (confused) Really? I thought it was just a silly thing I found on the internet.

STEWIE: (chuckles) No, it's a legitimate tool. You just have to be careful how you use it.

LOIS: (sarcastically) Oh, well if Stewie says it's okay...

PETER: (apologetically) Sorry about that, Lois. I had no idea it was offensive. I'll be more careful.

*Cut to Stewie, holding a laptop*

STEWIE: (to himself) Hm, I wonder what other offensive code snippets I can find online... (smirks)

Real friends let friends know when they're interacting with a meanie (am I the meanie?)

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Ok everyone had a really good time and went home, I told my Psychic gf that I'm really glad we all had a nice time, and she said "life's gonna be ok" while giving me a hug, I guess I needed that because I hugged her back and started crying

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How big do you think Supermans cock is? I'm watching the original superman movie. The part where supermans dad gives him a pep talk is really powerful to me, probably because I don't have a great relationship with mine.

Shadman was my hero until he drew a big black cock

Princess peach: No Mario, they're going to ban you!
Mario: Not if I rape them

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Dave and KC (my OCs) helped with watering plants and Marley and Bri-ann (more OCs) were super nice and did some dishes

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"Viruses are dangerous govs could use them as weapons"
ALREADY DID, LATE TO THE PARTY

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HIV was an attempt by the world government to eradicate black people

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So why does news focus on WHITE or ASIAN shooters? Because it's not the norm, and thus is exciting. People have learned to tune out niggercrime, unless the victims are non niggers, then, again, it's outside the norm so it's talked about

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Never forget most "mass shooters" are black gang members

Baraag follows are working again, that was quick this time

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