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OH I KNOW
can you guys give me code words or catch phrases that aren't sus, that I can say around new frens to learn if they're "part of the club", I'm thinking I shouldn't say things like "hey, are you a part of the club?" and should say better things but I don't know what to say, maybe some things like:
"You know I love hugs, I used to hug everyone, in school they called me MR HANDS"
"When I was a kid, I would pretend to be a billy kid and bump my head into things, mom called me her little GOATSY"
"I loved sleeping beauty as a kid, I like when a story has a BAD DRAGON"

young teen jazzy listening to this in the car: This is definitely about a hot secy tgf

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youtu.be/85zV1fpSJQ0
I used to think this song was about a trans woman because I thought it wasn't possible for a cis girl to be that awesome and the loooooong jacket was a euphemism for her penis

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I really shouldn't judge the bbc lovers because I have a fetish for fat hispanics with fat cocks fucking white chicks

Instead of fapping I've been working out and watching westerns and looking at FAT FEMBOY ASS

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I haven't fapped yet today! I said last night to myself, "I'm not going to fap for a while to build my horny levels :meru_hype:

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Skinner is attacked by government hackers. Scully.

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I wish sarcasm was protected speech. It's illegal to say certain things no matter how sarcastic you're being, and that's bullshit.

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In US there’s nothing wrong in forcing a 10-year-old to give birth after a rape despite the risk of death herself. Neither a problem with 12-year-olds working eight-hour days. Or allowing children under the age of 10 to carry a gun. Or with a judge allowing grown men to marry a 14 year old.
But they are eager to ban drag queens & books about African-American civil rights activists. They are concerned with "protecting our children".
How could a society develop into this!

#republicans #us

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I'm depressed about being fat and how I think other fat guys are hot but I can't have confidence in myself, even though I literally want a chubby femboy with a fat belly to cuddle me

oki gonna focus on movie now even though i want to kms

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I really wish I didn't spend half my life in a hole so I would be mentally the age I am instead of perpetually 15

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On the subject of #abusive #therapists...

I want everyone to consider the process of getting a #therapist like the process of dating:

During your intake, they're getting to know you. Get to know them too. Ask them about their philosophies and strategies vis-à-vis #therapy. Ask them how they feel about people with your kinds of issues and how they'd treat those.

And the moment you see a reg flag, say thank you, and find an exit. You don't owe anyone, least of all a therapist you've hired to help you heal, the "full hour." Nor do you owe them "a chance." Your only responsibility is to be kind to yourself.

Move onto the next therapist. Also as with dating, there's hundreds of us. We're replaceable as far as you're concerned. You are not. 💙

Westerns (cowboy movies)

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@lolipropagandabot #Japan still persecutes #artists to put black bars on #NSFW drawings though: While their resistance to #Western puritanism is admirable, they have their own long road out of the cave of the dark ages #America & friends want to drag them back in.

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