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I hate how people are way more focused on my posts about how the human mind thinks fucked up shit, when it's about sex. But when I talk about how the human mind thinks fucked up shit about violence, (and we're talking about any and all malice here, any feelings of malice) everyone agrees and nobody bats an eye. (IT'S BECAUSE WE'RE IN A SOCIETY THAT GLORIFIES VIOLENCE AND REPRESSES SEX) (Can walk around armed but not nude, in america at least).

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Anyone who doesn't "get" what my "deal" is or who thinks I'm "insane" or "dangerous" needs to watch this to understand that I explore dark topics intellectually because that's what a healthy person does, and if you don't or can't do that, you're not healthy BUCKO (serious)
youtu.be/5PIDEx-GvnQ

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"Education" is utilized to "imprint" chosen secret code phrases onto brains, only the highest government officials know this and only the smartest cattle ever figure it out

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I wonder what my code phrase is. What? You don't know? We all have code phrases implanted by the government, any government agent who knows your code phrase can make you do anything they want. Code phrases are a lot like wifi passwords.

I hope that celebrities and the media do a psa soon:

A charismatic woman is acting likably on screen
A man asks her if she would like to dance
She says yes and is stoked
Then red text blasts on screen saying BUT SHE'S ACTUALLY 17
And then the infodump about how many men fall victim to these predators every year, and how things need to change so men can feel safe asking ladies to dance again

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The youngest person I've ever been attracted to was a 10yo who looked 13, so I guess I'm technically a map still. But I'm still not one of those weirdo maps (no offense guys) who think babies are hot.

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Ok so are people really bothered by "maps" who are only maps because people told them 14yos are KIDS? If 14yos AREN'T KIDS well then there's a LOT of people who aren't "real" maps, they've just been tricked by a troll campaign into THINKING they're maps.

This phrasing has been bothering me lately. Example of type of phrasing I'm talking about: Dog rapists. Ok, does this phrase refer to individuals who rape dogs, or is it talking about dogs who are the rapists?

Inspired by true events/Names changed 

Ally: And this is my room!
Jazzy: Wooooow, this is way cool, dude these posters are awesome!
Ally: Hehe thanks, so how've you been doin Mr. Jazzy?
Jazzy: Ehhhhhhh I can't complain, pretty good tbh, that new job Kevin helped me get has been pretty fun
Ally: Oh ye? Has it? That's good, what kind of stuff do you do, it's just delivering food right?
Jazzy: Ye but I also prep and do dishes, which is kind of annoying but whatever, I'm sure I'll get a raise after a while
Ally: Choice, hey you want to smoke and watch the Steve Wilkos show? (giggles)
Jazzy: Pppffft do I? Uh, YES!
10 minutes later
Jazzy: Lol I love Steve
Ally: What?
Jazzy: Oh I just pffft lol hahah said I love Steve, lol
Ally: Lmao, omg, hahah, yea he's awesome
*Steve Wilkos screams in a childs face for giving sass*

>TERRY NO I'VE GONE THROU THIS WITH OTHER ROBINS BEFORE
<I'M NOT A ROBIN BRUCE, I'M A BATMAN LIKE YOU!!!

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>TERRY NO, YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU DON'T MESS IT UP FOR ME
<IT'S NOT FOR YOU BRUCE IT'S WHAT I WANT, I WANT THE BATMAN LIFESTYLE

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It's like a hopeful aam and a bitter old map denying his advances :blobpleading:

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youtu.be/r0u1bdIMG4E
"It's what I want Bruce"
"Stupid kid, you don't know what you want, none of you ever did."
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Rewatching Batman beyond return of the joker, omg it's me and my bf :blobpleading:

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