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I sig heiled in front of my family. I had been successfully trolled, or had I? Yes. I had. I was a loser. And as I sig heiled my family knew too, they had doubts before then. I informed my mother earnestly, "Hitler would have been ok with zoophiles though, because he loved animals too. Probably in that way even. AND Hitler would have been ok with black people too because he had black troops, AND Jewish troops, and he was ALSO ok with youth liberation, he was a great, great man Mom."

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I like my propaganda from both sides like I like my coffee, sweet. This is saccharine dripping it is so sweet. As a teen that's all it took to fool me, a few saccharine sweet sentiments, some hand waving, and I was convinced.
youtu.be/hkwyLi-sLBI

My long nights of stressful internet arguments are catching up with me, looking so old rn, odcore, get me my walker and sun hat

One day the president is going to be a kid who talked shit on xbox

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Scully worries about Skinner's new beekeeping habit. Mulder is impersonated by alien hobos.

If I was microchipped I would rather it be done by a gay or bi person, that way the NWO would include homosexuality -Pozzed Dale Gribble

I hate how people are way more focused on my posts about how the human mind thinks fucked up shit, when it's about sex. But when I talk about how the human mind thinks fucked up shit about violence, (and we're talking about any and all malice here, any feelings of malice) everyone agrees and nobody bats an eye. (IT'S BECAUSE WE'RE IN A SOCIETY THAT GLORIFIES VIOLENCE AND REPRESSES SEX) (Can walk around armed but not nude, in america at least).

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Anyone who doesn't "get" what my "deal" is or who thinks I'm "insane" or "dangerous" needs to watch this to understand that I explore dark topics intellectually because that's what a healthy person does, and if you don't or can't do that, you're not healthy BUCKO (serious)
youtu.be/5PIDEx-GvnQ

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"Education" is utilized to "imprint" chosen secret code phrases onto brains, only the highest government officials know this and only the smartest cattle ever figure it out

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I wonder what my code phrase is. What? You don't know? We all have code phrases implanted by the government, any government agent who knows your code phrase can make you do anything they want. Code phrases are a lot like wifi passwords.

I hope that celebrities and the media do a psa soon:

A charismatic woman is acting likably on screen
A man asks her if she would like to dance
She says yes and is stoked
Then red text blasts on screen saying BUT SHE'S ACTUALLY 17
And then the infodump about how many men fall victim to these predators every year, and how things need to change so men can feel safe asking ladies to dance again

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The youngest person I've ever been attracted to was a 10yo who looked 13, so I guess I'm technically a map still. But I'm still not one of those weirdo maps (no offense guys) who think babies are hot.

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Ok so are people really bothered by "maps" who are only maps because people told them 14yos are KIDS? If 14yos AREN'T KIDS well then there's a LOT of people who aren't "real" maps, they've just been tricked by a troll campaign into THINKING they're maps.

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