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Slimy
Salamanders
Slinking
Slowly,
Sneakily
Striking
Staggering
Stunts,
Supreme,
Surely,
Such
Salamanders
Seem
So
Sovereign,
Statuesque
Stars
Sitting,
Simply
Stunning

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I have to learn programming, engineering, circuitry/electric

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Giving up on pussy and focusing on robotics actually

OH DIOS MIO, YOUR BEAUTIFUL MEXICAN ASS, I WISH TO IMMIGRATE TO MEXICO BECAUSE I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE NOT ONLY WITH YOU MY DEAR, BUT WITH YOUR COUNTRY

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¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!

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*sniffsniffsniff sniffsniff sniff*
*sniff sniff sniffsniffsniff sniff sniff*
*SNIFFFFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFFFFFFFF*
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-mexican pussy? :shinobuwow:

I finally get The Aristocrats joke, ok it's funny because comedy is supposed to be outrageous things, and what's more outrageous than a family guro orgy? And their name? The Aristocrats? They're anything but! Ha!

i know you put in a lot of work but you look hotter when you have no makeup and kind of messy hair, so maybe put in a lot of work to look like that, that way your work gets appreciated but you still look hot and approachable not tryhard and crazy

Watching Princess Mononoke for the first time, I never watched it before because it looked too scary :peepoScared: but I'm brave enough now :peepoHappy:

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PSA; please just stop using Twitter 

I'm fairly sure most of my direct followers are not using Twitter anymore, but here is a very good example of where this platforms stands as of yet.

Please, if you're still using Twitter, just stop, you're just enabling this manchild.

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I could see Trump having an argument with staffers about turning around over a wrong order

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youtu.be/V66XdulPrBM
Dude sounds like Trump in this scene when he starts yelling about the drive thru

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