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I'm making lamb chili and having an existential moment wondering if I'm genuinely evil or not for comfortably eating the flesh of animal children

"HE'S MAP AFFILIATED!!! REEEEEEE!"
"Would you let it go, he has a spongebob car, it's fucking awesome."

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"Such a serious looking woman will make me cum... :blobnervous: "
Voice in my head while looking at amateur fitness model

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I pull up to the fedi meet in this and you can't help but love me

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Mulder urgently seeks cool floppy disks. Doggett fires a sniper rifle at ghost dads.

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yo I can imagine us listening to this together, while we're doin good, and we're all happy and we're stoked on like, a huge party where everything's paid for, that would be cool, we'd be so cool

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"OH NO I CAN'T EAT PLANTS WHAT IF THEY SECRETLY HAVE A NERVOUS SYSTEM!"
STFU, NO MORE IFS, CAN'T LIVE LIFE BASED ON IFS, EAT THOSE PLANTS BITCH, COMMON SENSE SAYS THEY'RE FOOD, EAT DUMMY!

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Only god has absolute knowledge
I've been wasting my time

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