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For real though I want to make people laugh and/or cum as part of my contribution to the world

What do I want to do to make the world a better place before I die? Can't I just make some kids and let them worry about it?

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Wish I had cuddles from someone who thinks I'm funny and relatable

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I'm watching rick and morty season 1 and pretending I'm watching it with my fren (you)

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Yo I am so jealous of those perfect people with perfect bedrooms and everything is all organized

I have watched Jerry Springer yesterday and I am "this" close to understanding human behavior now

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If people have been talking about it for longer than a few years it's not a psyop.
People being hungry is not a psyop. Taxes being too high is not a psyop. Both these things are real. Pussy hats were a psyop. Hole in the ozone layer was a psyop.

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Hey remember when everyone was talking about "Q"? That was a psyop.

I wonder if Walt Disney knew what he started, I'm talking about people jacking off to cartoons (I know disney didn't start this but it's a funny joke)

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No, I did not learn to accept my gender identity from people on the Internet.

I learned to accept my gender identity by reading conventional books from the library. I recommend reading lots of them.

Some people learn best from fantasy literature, which teaches helpful ideas in the form of parable. Others learn best from philosophy, biographies, of science periodicals.

In all types of literature, you can run across ideas that can open your mind and help you understand yourself.

Imagine being forced to eat puke
and then being forced to eat the puke you puke up

This happened to the guy who wrote the book "nine years among the indians"

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