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@nocontextspongebob Me and my friend when my drunk father comes to my room with a hardon

Kind of bummed out over all the friends Jazzy has lost but I'm grateful for the ones I still have <3

Instathots stop going to Dubai to get shitted on by muslim men

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Always remember dog penises are much more sensitive than human penises and you shouldn't touch them without lube :blobpleading:

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NSFW R-18 ふたけっと新刊告知です! 

4日ふたけっとA15a革命政府広報室で参加します。新刊は「生穴る!」のこまろちゃんが自分のそっくりさん(?)とちんぽとちんぽでドッキングする本です! 1枚だけだけどたんちゃんのアナルラフ絵もあるよ。

MAN DROPS THE JQ IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING BOOMHAUR VIDEO!?
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you know how grandmas are, they love babies. you just can't act like a baby around her.

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Idea for a fedi meetup, anyone who goes isn't allowed to say what their username is. Would be a great way for maps and zoos to be able to mingle with normies without fear...oh no it would probably devolve into a witch hunt with random innocent users getting pilloried...nvm

Sex as a man is empowering
Sex as a woman is degrading
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I love porn more when it's solo done by people who don't otherwise have sex with anyone

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I wish I could take all my oldie knowledge, and imbue a younger person with it, in exchange for marriage :gigaChad:

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