YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

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FACTS ABOUT MASTODON

If you are curious about leaving the cooked turkey site and going to the elephant site, here are some important tips:

1. It sucks. But then, so does every site.

2. You can still shitpost. Take great glee.

3. Picking your server instance is super important.

Ideally you should start at a large instance, and leave because it's full of white suburban NIMBY reactionaries who joined in November because they were promised 0 uncomfortable experiences in their lives and lash out whenever this turns out not to be the case.

Then you move to a smaller server where suddenly you can't talk to your friends because the admin of your instance is feuding with the admin of their instance. Then you wait a month before you can move again.

In this regard, the feudal structure of Mastodon instances is very like early 2000s message boards, whenever the admin got drunk and deleted the site.

4. You can work around the feudalism by running Mastodon yourself. It's the size of a mastodon and costs a fortune.

You can run Pleroma, which is smaller, and is also favoured by Nazis for unfortunate historical reasons. Pleroma is perfectly good software that fulfils a need for something smaller than Mastodon, but also the devs are definitely not Nazis but are the other ten guys at the table.

There was a hilarious moment where the guy behind Spinster was so obnoxious he got kicked out of Pleroma and started his own fork called Soapbox/Rebased. He is now known as Soapbox Terf.

The nice people went to Pleroma fork Akkoma, which Soapbox Terf calls the "tr***y server", a review I understand they were delighted by. Try that.

There's also Misskey, which is a bit weird and Japanese, and supports cat ears right there in the protocol.

5. Any bozo who complains about your posts with assertions about the Fediverse that assume it all runs on the rules of mastodon.social is one of the suburban NIMBYs and invariably joined in November. Block and don't look back.

6. If anyone annoys you about your posting, you can improve their feed for them by blocking them from ever seeing your posts. The blocking tools are marvellous.

7. There are NO QUOTE TWEETS on Mastodon and anyone who wants QUOTE TWEETS is an invader, pollutant and corrupting influence despoiling the suburban vistas of Mastodon who only wants quote tweets so they can wreak EVIL.

So quote-tweeting is well supported in Akkoma and Misskey (and forks thereof), is in live trials in the Treehouse fork of Mastodon, and will be coming to more Fediverse software soon.

8. In Mastodon, Eugen Rochko has achieved the creation of something greater than himself. And he will *never forgive it*.

9. The Fediverse interprets Website Boy as damage and routes around him.

10. Mastodon is yet another demonstration that worse is better. So come onto Mastodon, and *be* that worse.

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Anya and Becky

そして日曜日のえちえち過去絵マン

i relate to bpd in a few ways but also dont really feel im there

@icedquinn When cuddling her, she was petite with a fit body, she was a tomboy, she giggled a lot and had a nice smile, good teeth, she was very nice to cuddle, felt so good, so, so good, like better than drugs maybe, idk, anyway she feels really good to touch and to smell, and she makes you feel smart and important, with like her words and demeanor, and she's got skills, like slutty skills, she deepthroats with no gag reflex, she licks your balls while deep down, she does that shit like porn style sluts, she's amazing, and it's your first time, and so you don't think about all the "practice" she's done with people, no you're a dumb kid so she's still your pure angel who just happens to be "talented". Anyway then, when you feel like you're fucking dying and going to heaven, she rides you, and you're in the back seat of your car under the stars on a summer night, and she feels so fucking tight, and wet, and you're kissing like you were before but now with even more passion, and it feels even more amazing, it sends electric shocks through your body, you feel like you're communing with God. And you fuck her and you fuck her, and she doesn't really cum because it's a fucking car but you get her later in a bed again and again for months and you really changer her perspective of what sex should be for her as a receptive partner, you show her how she's supposed to be treated, lots of eating out and back rubs and tippy tingles all over and baby talk and good girl affirmations. Feels really good man, it's like, heaven. Won't tell you the bad parts about how it ends.