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DON'T anally rape me
<I wasn't gonna
OK well DON'T
<Fucking weirdo
HEY, I said DON'T
<leaving
THAT'S RIGHT, THIS TARGET PUT UP A FIGHT ANON, YOU DIDN'T GET WHAT YOU WANTED!!!

You can tie me down to make sure I don't grab you just please rub your pussy on me :blobpleading:

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Please O haven't sucked pussy in over a decade could I please suck your pussy or just rub your pussy on my face if you're worried I'll suck too hard or something

I distinctly remember being a kid and saying to my mom once "I want to marry an ugly woman" and she was like "...I don't think the woman you marry will appreciate you calling her ugly" and I was like "No, she'll be ugly, I want to marry an ugly woman, she'll still be hot though, she'll just be ugly"

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I assume names like Fat Bitch and Retard are also out

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I think it's fucked up that us hospitals won't let you name your child Hitler or Nigger

My fear is a group of people punching me and all I can do is curl up. It happened when I was a small kid. They were bullying me so I started beating one up and his buddies all started beating me down and kicking me in the head :sadhug:

Omg assholes of fat men with round asses, hairy
They like to get fucked in their buttholes by young twinks :blobpleading:

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Did you know Gene Roddenberry and L Ron Hubbard were friends? And that Gene joked he could have made his own religion too if he wanted to, and that it probably would have been bigger than scientology.

"What if I just *leans in close and gets gutteral* fuckin punched you
*Stays in close and confrontational* What would you fuckin do? Huh?"

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@laura girls cant have sex. sex is between a boy and an older boy

Seriously when I'm in a relationship I don't have a jackoff addiction. When I have sex even every few days not even every day, I suddenly don't need to jack off 5 times a day :blobpleading: save me from myself fembros I'm like a lost puppy who needs mommy :blobpleading:

All I have the spoons for is jacking off between episodes of star trek and some light yardwork

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