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Little bit something to pass the time. I took some Simpsons coloring pages and "corrupted" them to give them a sexual meaning. Nothing much, but goes a long way into helping me get back into digital stuff.

Also, you can always print and color.

#simpsons #loli #shota #coloring

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TOTAL CHUD DEATH

The chud camps had sprung up overnight, Biden and The Squad had been working in secret, and their plan was coming to fruition.

"ZE CHUD, IZ ZE INFERIOR LIFE FORM" The commandant shouted to the line of fresh prisoners.
"ZE CHUD IS NOSING LIKE ZE CHAD, ZE CHUD IS VVEAK, ZE CHUD IS GREAZY, ZE CHUD HAS NO CHARISMA"

"You can't talk about us like that! We're free citiz-HACK" A massive hand was gripping round the Chuds throat. Connected to that hand was the biggest, shiniest nigger you'd ever seen. On the niggers chest was a badge, it was beautifully made, and had been artistically stained, so the metal shone in a permanent rainbow hue.

"AH, I ZEE ZAT VVE HAVE LEARNING TO DO, CHUD! YOU VVILL LEARN YOUR PLACE CHUD! YOU VVILL LEARN TO BE NICE TO THE TRANSGENDERS, AND ZE ZOOPHILES, AND ZE PEDOPHILES!! VVE VVILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR BULLYING ANYMORE! GIVE ZIS CHUD A SLAP FOR ME!" The giant nigger grunted, and then slapped the Chud so hard that his eye came out and his ear started to bleed, he lay motionless on the ground.

"ZIS IS VVAT HAPPENS VVEN YOU ARE NOT A NICE CHUD, I DO NOT CARE HOW GREAZY YOU ARE, OR HOW FAT, OR HOW UGLY, YOU WILL FIND, CHUDS, THAT I AM QUITE FAIR, ALL I CARE ABOUT IS YOUR LOYALTY, AND SO HERE, VVE VVILL TEACH YOU TO BE LOYAL!"

I'll never understand anti gay anti fetish furries, I'm sorry but are you a dumb nigger? You're a knot loving zoophile but DRAW THE LINE AT THOSE GAYS AND THOSE PEDOPHILES, DISGUSTING, ICK

kys if this is you, retard, you're clearly not into zoo for the right reasons, you clearly just want to rape and dominate animals because you've convinced yourself that no humans would accept you, most zoos, normal zoos, do not get irrationally angry at gays and ageplayers or cubs, the reason you do is because you're a tied up little faggot who can't undo his ropes and fly free, so you screech and ree at normal zoos having consensual fun. KILL YOURSELF, FAGGOT, YOU'RE SO OBSESSED WITH RAINBOWS BECAUSE YOU CRAVE GREASY HOMO COCK, HOMOSAPIAN COCK, YOU FAGGOT MONKEY

Goodnight fedifrens
To every fedi follower I give one billion twelve trillin eight billion squared and then cubed, kisses...condensed down into a single kiss for each of you. These kisses are DANGEROUS, and are untested. A singularity may appear but probably not. But might.

Oh and I think it's funny the same people who say the government cannot be trusted will then quote fbi statistics about crime and race to support their arguments. >MY MOST TRUSTED SOURCE, THE FBI, SAYS BLACKS ARE A PROBLEM

Modern instathots and other thotties are just the same as ancient greek temples with women and such who served as mascots for the gods.

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I don't like anyone who cuts holes in living beings then fucks the holes. I hate them >:(

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Dam nigga how u jus gonna make me coom like dat

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ワンちゃんとネコちゃんの楽しい交尾ショー❤

I'm going to start doing more nice things for people :blobpleading:

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Sad, existential crisis, I finally have to face the reality that because I am 15% black, every time I have fucked a white girl, it was 15% bbc interracial fucking. This is messing with my head.

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Nothing is better than a rimjob
For those of you who haven't felt a rimjob irl, I've got to tell you, if the opportunity arises, do NOT pass it up

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Scully argues with Mulder about smoking men. Smoking Man smiles enigmatically from the shadows.

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