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Fantasy/Fiction 

Ever since I was a kid I wished I could be a hitman. I wished I could kill smug traitors for wealth. I think lots of kids who are aware of the concept fantasize about that. To me, killers were always enthralling. Even if I didn't like what they did or the way they did it, they were interesting, they held a dark curiosity. There's killers who I would like to kill, just to be the one who killed them. Then there's killers who I'd like to buy a beer for, who I'd kneel to in honor, like a prostitute who kills her abusive pimp. That's a g, a real g, a champion. In the terroristic state of the world today many victims who make themselves heroes, do not receive a heroes welcome, because when evil reigns, the good and righteous suffer.

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Ok trying to sleep again, gn for real now (previous good night post likes still count)

Dark humor/Cannibalism 

>Hey do you want some prostitute steaks?
<What...
>I mean normal steaks from cows

Um a twink just called me sir...I am ready to fuck

Last night I meant to make a church post but I was too tired. Let's talk about abandonment. What is abandonment? Is it the state of being left behind, or is it the state of having left behind an other? When we forget, have we abandoned ourselves?

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Apparently we all have cancer already and our bodies are constantly fighting it, and getting cancer is just when your body can't keep up with that shit anymore. So gl everyone. We're probably all going to get cancer at some point. Live like you're dying (don't compromise your values bros, death before dishonor just like klingons from star trek).

Really hope fedi frens who have been silent for weeks and weeks or months and months aren't dead

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When I was entering the community I was like "damn wish i was there o see all that stuff, be that long here" when others were here for like two years

Now I'm here for two years and it still feels like I haven't been here long

Fiction/Fantasy 

>Oh damn, I just smacked ya in the mouth there didn't I, oh shit that must hurt
<*whimper*
>*wimpers back mockingly* Oh boo hoo, I could eat you, you know that?
<*Silent*
>Come on, get mouthy, it's not fun if you're not mouthy, get an attitude, are you scared to? Are you scared of what I'll do to you?
<*silence*
>Ok well you need to answer me or I'll get mad, do you understand that I'll get mad if you don't say anything?
<Y-yes
>See now we can have a conversation, and I don't have to get mad that you're being quiet. Can't have a conversation if you're quiet. Can we have a conversation if you're quiet?
<N-no
>No we can't
<No we can't
>Good girl, you're so good, and so smart *starts choking her*

Tell a whore she's disgusting and she'll get mad
Hand a whore a stack and tell her she's disgusting and she'll say "yes daddy"

but when it's "da BBC dats dyuh bbc" it's like how bout i chop the bbc? how bout dat? how bout I chop it? Ok no? So stfu then.

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